Light Bulb Joke

I read this and I just HAD to share it - Hope you get a laugh, or 10!

How many members of the Bush Administration does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The Answer is TEN:

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed, 2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed,

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb,

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for darkness,

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new light bulb,

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Light bulb Change Accomplished",

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark",

8. One to viciously smear #7,

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along,

10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

I found this at the David Icke website.

How about this?

Why don't the Iraqi people go out to the bar?

Because they can stay home and get bombed. :bash:

What does Osama Bin Laden and pubic lice have in common?

They both irritate Bush.

ha ha ha. very funny, no im serious, very funny!

I love your jokes evecasino. Is it ok if I use them on my locker @ school?

Btw, nice avatar denseuno.

Originally posted by diehard_democrat
I love your jokes evecasino. Is it ok if I use them on my locker @ school?

Btw, nice avatar denseuno.

Sure... Would you like me to mail you a permanant marker?

How many Liverpool FC fans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just the 1!

This is a stupid insensitive attack on the administration's very serious attempt to make the world a safer place, so the irresponsible can make sick jokes at the expense of those whose responsibility it is to protect their right to make those stupid, sick jokes.

It is also irresponsible to encourgage a student to deface public property.

[Edited on 04/11/9 by GradyPhilpott]

Lighten up mate!

Now diehard_democrat, would you like the pen in blue or red...I'm a *diehard* (haha, gerrit?) bloo fan myself...

I still laugh when I read this.
*Muhahahaha*

I showed this to my Dad and he laughed to and then stated that you could also change the name to Kerry.

Was that a flip-flop??

MUHAHAHA!!!!!

Here is the best Bush lightbulb joke ever:

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effort. Why do you hate America?

Originally posted by paperclip

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effort. Why do you hate America?

Hhahaahaha I'm going to have to use that somewhere...

Duplicate post.

[Edited on 11-11-2004 by evecasino]

Originally posted by GradyPhilpott
It is also irresponsible to encourgage a student to deface public property.

[Edited on 04/11/9 by GradyPhilpott]

Yes it is. I agree with you 100%

Should I send you a can of spray paint with that marker.:w:

This is the joke forum. Do you think I was being serious. Take a breath.

how many mormans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

i dont know because i forgot how this joke ends!:shk: