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Ladies, never ask your man what he is thinking

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posted on May, 24 2013 @ 06:55 AM
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Hey Cody....hubby can go for a beer with you, if I can hang out with Mrs. Cody (I bet she's got some good stories, lol)!

As for that Allen/Steve video....ahhhh....that's one of our favourites. No matter where we are, if we hear someone say Allen....one of us says, "It's NOT Allen....it's Steve!"....then we both crack up.

Gazrock....I have a friend with a Cockatoo, and that bird actually can have a conversation. It amazes everyone. It's not just memorized sayings....never seen anything like it before!!

jacygirl




posted on May, 24 2013 @ 07:09 AM
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Originally posted by ballymoney50
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Iv'e sent over my Jet it should be with you soon and sent the loo rolls over with my minion just in case your desperate


*Runs out of the toilet with his trousers down below his knees and trips over and breaks his neck on the crap garden step that Mrs R squashed a couple of weeks ago... whilst whimpering behind the flaming engines of your personal jet plane... "Pleeeease can i have the toilet paper???)... URRGGHHHHHHHHH....

Kindest respects

Rodinus



posted on May, 24 2013 @ 07:11 AM
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Originally posted by Rodinus

Originally posted by ballymoney50
reply to post by Rodinus
 


Iv'e sent over my Jet it should be with you soon and sent the loo rolls over with my minion just in case your desperate


*Runs out of the toilet with his trousers down below his knees and trips over and breaks his neck on the crap garden step that Mrs R squashed a couple of weeks ago... whilst whimpering behind the flaming engines of your personal jet plane... "Pleeeease can i have the toilet paper???)... URRGGHHHHHHHHH....

Kindest respects

Rodinus


Opps sorry Rod'ers



posted on May, 24 2013 @ 07:16 AM
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It's a deal.
I feel I should warn you Mrs C is a pathological liar


Cody



posted on May, 24 2013 @ 07:24 AM
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Originally posted by ballymoney50

Originally posted by Rodinus

Originally posted by ballymoney50
reply to post by Rodinus
 


Iv'e sent over my Jet it should be with you soon and sent the loo rolls over with my minion just in case your desperate


*Runs out of the toilet with his trousers down below his knees and trips over and breaks his neck on the crap garden step that Mrs R squashed a couple of weeks ago... whilst whimpering behind the flaming engines of your personal jet plane... "Pleeeease can i have the toilet paper???)... URRGGHHHHHHHHH....

Kindest respects

Rodinus


Opps sorry Rod'ers


Can someone give me some Elastoplast for that nasty cut on my shin?....

Erm, Cody, do you have any of that roll left that might be hanging around in your bedroom please... (Hamsters?
)

Kindest respects

Rodinus

Anyway... where were we... So what did my wife ask me what i was thinking the last time we saw each other???....



posted on May, 24 2013 @ 07:28 AM
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Originally posted by Rodinus

Originally posted by ballymoney50

Originally posted by Rodinus

Originally posted by ballymoney50
reply to post by Rodinus
 


Iv'e sent over my Jet it should be with you soon and sent the loo rolls over with my minion just in case your desperate


*Runs out of the toilet with his trousers down below his knees and trips over and breaks his neck on the crap garden step that Mrs R squashed a couple of weeks ago... whilst whimpering behind the flaming engines of your personal jet plane... "Pleeeease can i have the toilet paper???)... URRGGHHHHHHHHH....

Kindest respects

Rodinus


Opps sorry Rod'ers


Can someone give me some Elastoplast for that nasty cut on my shin?....

Erm, Cody, do you have any of that roll left that might be hanging around in your bedroom please... (Hamsters?
)

Kindest respects

Rodinus

Anyway... where were we... So what did my wife ask me what i was thinking the last time we saw each other???....


Where's the loo rolls and your fired



posted on May, 24 2013 @ 07:43 AM
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Well... Mrs R had to unchain herself from the sink and cooker before she tried to fire me of course!!!

... Oh Oh... hope no feminists here who do not understand my sense of humour???

Luckily i was a Girl Guide.. erm i mean Cub scout in my younger days and am always prepared.... managed to find a couple of nettle leaves down at the bottom of the garden whilst limping down there with my smashed in shin!

Anyone have any Biofine cream for serious bottom burns?

Kindest *ouch* respects

Rodinus



posted on May, 25 2013 @ 01:59 PM
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@Rodinus
ha... feminist here... but really feminist means free to make your own choices... not man-hater...
you guys are priceless...

@smyleegrl
I couldn't have put it better myself...



posted on May, 25 2013 @ 02:02 PM
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I dare you


Cody



posted on May, 25 2013 @ 02:15 PM
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Originally posted by cody599
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I dare you


Cody

Well, i just posted my writing on my writing group site .. soft core prom porn basically ... so I'm thinking of that a lot today and how I can continue forwards and backwards from the after prom scene i posted for critique there....

Also, thinking of my S.O. and what I want to do to him later today ...

And ... I TOOK MY MEDS! Yes! Good.


And ... *Breaks out in Song & Dance*

I think I'll go for a walk outside now... Summer time sun's calling my name...
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