posted on Oct, 22 2013 @ 01:25 AM
What a horrible drive to work
Rod remember to remove the cork before postinh
for maximum effect upon opening said parcel
I have also just given the kitten 100 ml of slow reacting extra power liquid Ex lax before packing, however i have booby trapped the parcel so that
when Littled opens it a little string pulls out the cork.
A rabid Pink Gerbil has also been taped to the inside of the box so that Littled cannot try to tamper and open it without the cat going off and
getting her fingers ripped to shreds.
Oh Sheesh... to many keywords in this post... will probably have the NSA on my back now...
Wha? whassa?... 5 big black cars have just pulled up outside my house.... *scampers to hide...*
Should be fun
edit on 22-10-2013 by Rodinus because: Phrase added