My morning coffee, come share a cup! c(_)

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That's what the toilets at work are for !!!

Cody

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Wow !

I pulled back on that exact expectation !

I am absolutely flabbergasted and shocked that some posters here do not know the benefits of Duct tape and WD40 and the ethical psychological and physical effects that these two products may have on those poor little critters!

Shame on some folks!!

Kindest respects

Rodinus

Sniff sniff, i am going to be away from ATS for a whole week!

Have to wear a suit and tie for a week, give talks and look important...

Rodinus
I am absolutely flabbergasted and shocked that some posters here do not know the benefits of Duct tape and WD40 and the ethical psychological and physical effects that these two products may have on those poor little critters!

Shame on some folks!!

Kindest respects

Rodinus

Sniff sniff, i am going to be away from ATS for a whole week!

And you - a Vet ! .. Gerbils and duct tape! and not a word from Richard ! ??

C'mon Rod !

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Richard????

Which Richard... i am lost there?

Kindest respects

Rod

good morning my favourite coffee drinkers hope you alll have a wonderful day

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Richard Gere.

Was purported to have had relations with a gerbil.

The duct tape as far as I know - was relative to hamsters / guinea pigs .

Just needed to add some " Awww " ...

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Dearest Timely,

You do know that Richard gere was a Buddhist???...

But then again... when it comes to the wellbeing of gerbils... maybe even a Buddhist might let things slip from time to time!

Why the blummin heck did Gerbils get into the coffee thread? CODY.... DOC.... HELLLPPPPP!!!??

It was not my fault... honest?... Pretty please?... sheesh... one of my last posts before i hit the road for a week only to get my head kicked in whilst i am absent!

Little, Darth, Dark, Nat, Imno, Watchit (too long a name)... etc etc... and all the rest of you wonderful people... please tell Timely that gerbils are only on this thread for DUCT TAPE testing??? (erm... or because Cody has a thing about Gerbils... I HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF!!!)... Thread coming up...

Kindest respects

Rod

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Don't worry Rod I've got your back

Safe travelling mate

Cody

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Packing the car as of yesterday and ironing shirts of today (As Mrs R does not wish to be subbie today or tonight!)

i hate ironing!!! (But has to be done!)!

Take care all of you respected and loved people here (Even Doc with his gerbil and Speedo perversions!)

Warmest

Rod (whoops nearly came out with my RL sexy name there!)

Erm...BRB...

The Bastard cat has done damage downstairs... just heard a strange noise and seen the damage!...

Edited and added : IT (The bastard kitten) has just ripped the curtains to #... the ones that my dearest beloved took so much time to put in place!.... (YEAAAA.... The new ones that Mrs R has changed at least 7 TIMES!!!) and will be now living a short... VERY SHORT... life!!!!... The kitten too!

A KITTEN IS IN DANGER... ESPECIALLY A KITTEN THAT #S OVER 30 TIMES A DAY AND TRIES TO KILL US WITH ITS FFing STENCH!!!!!... The stinkbomb is on the FBIs most wanted list as from NOW!

I am creating a new thread shortly : How to murder a kitten!

Warmest respects (BUT I HATE KITTENS! and bollocks to the rolling pin.... (The kitten will eat it!))

Rodinus

I HATE KITTENS!!!!!

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Wow !

All I can suggest is - buy wash and wear ...

( sorry to shatter your Gere perceptions ! ) ...

Enjoy the sabbatical !

Ed; note to self - " Must have cats " - " Cats are calming " !

Wait ! - Does have 9 month olds and - disregard above platitude !!

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How can you have such evil thoughts of killing such a precious, little darlin'? Shame on you!!

sled735
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How can you have such evil thoughts of killing such a precious, little darlin'? Shame on you!!

Haha!

Is 'biggely cutez' !

Hi all. Hope you are all well today. Rod Speedos? Never heard of them mate. But I got a good tip for the kitty. In the oven for around 2 hours on gas Mark 7 with onions and carrots. Serve with seasonal potatoes. Who needs Gordon Ramsay!

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I am going to bed on that note! You have left me speechless! I can't believe you said that about the pretty little kitty!!!

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I've got a wicked curry recipe

But you'll have to refridgerate the loo roll

Hi Doc
Hi Sled

Timely loving your funny pics by the way

Cody

TheDoctor46
Hi all. Hope you are all well today. Rod Speedos? Never heard of them mate. But I got a good tip for the kitty. In the oven for around 2 hours on gas Mark 7 with onions and carrots. Serve with seasonal potatoes. Who needs Gordon Ramsay!

edit on 10 7 2013 by TheDoctor46 because: (no reason given)

You forgot the chopped spring onions and crushed garlic mate!

Extra advice : After cooking kitten at Gas mark 7 for roughly 2 hours, turn it over and baste with sauce (every 5 minutes) which should be mixed with the water in bottom of the dish to get that nice crispy crunchy feel when you stick your teeth into it... (skin must not stick to fork or teeth)... not forgetting the extra butter half way through cooking... (take off the tin foil so that kitten turns golden brown after 1/2 an hour)!

Make sure that kitten has not eaten 1/2 of a bag of kittyKat or Brekkies beforehand as if kitten is full before cooking this can lead to meat being a little too seasoned and not easy to stuff kitten afterwards!

Kindest respects

Rodinus

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Want the kitten Timely?

I am sending IT over by post...

Remember HIROSHIMA!!!

You have been warned.

Good luck and greatsest kindest sorrowfull respects

Rodinus

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Well sleep easy sled, As i know i would never harm such a little fluffball...Or would I ?......Hunger can make even the most placid of men into raving loonatics I mean look at hannibal lector. One min he was strolling through an art gallery, Then he got a bit hungry, Then bam....Nom Nom Nom...It happens