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This world sucks today.

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posted on May, 19 2013 @ 02:07 AM
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Hello ATS,

I’m mad, at the world.

I’m pissed off because I didn’t win the Powerball! The idiot who sold me the ticket said I would win but when I didn’t win I returned my ticket and he wouldn’t refund my two dollars. (Lawsuit!)

I bitched earlier about something and the mods removed my post. I’m not very happy about that nonsense.

My girlfriend is just bitchy tonight; she won’t come over so I have to sleep alone.


I’m just in a pissy mood so I hope you guys can cheer me up. Do you have any jokes or funny stories? Even a ghost story will do the trick.




posted on May, 19 2013 @ 02:12 AM
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I still have to check my 6/49's....If I win you win



posted on May, 19 2013 @ 02:19 AM
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I hope you win!



posted on May, 19 2013 @ 02:32 AM
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your girlfriend probably doesn't want to come over because you whine about trivial shnip.

edit on 19-5-2013 by DocHolidaze because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 19 2013 @ 02:35 AM
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I think you nailed it.



posted on May, 19 2013 @ 02:35 AM
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That isn't very nice.



wth? no stories?



posted on May, 19 2013 @ 02:36 AM
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What's going on with those tickets? Did we win?



posted on May, 19 2013 @ 02:43 AM
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A masochist called his sadist friend:
- Hi, please come over and spank me tonight!

"No", said the sadist.



posted on May, 19 2013 @ 02:45 AM
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Originally posted by Nevertheless
A masochist called his sadist friend:
- Hi, please come over and spank me tonight!

"No", said the sadist.




It's gonna be a long night.



posted on May, 19 2013 @ 03:16 AM
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I promise I will win...we will all win....sometimes'



posted on May, 19 2013 @ 03:31 AM
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Jokes, huh?
How do you make a dead baby float?



posted on May, 19 2013 @ 03:34 AM
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These always cheer me up





Cody



posted on May, 19 2013 @ 03:36 AM
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posted on May, 19 2013 @ 05:37 AM
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Hey billy. Hows it going. So if he wins and shares his winnings with you, You gonna share with me?




posted on May, 19 2013 @ 06:34 AM
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guess its a bad time to mention you have a cool hand for an avatar......



posted on May, 19 2013 @ 07:27 PM
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yeah i have to admit that, fakeness everywhere and lies,, generally people!



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