Whats your best ATS Haiku poem, Classic ATS Threads Involved. lol

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posted on May, 16 2013 @ 11:35 AM
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A Haiku is a poem with three lines. The 1st line is five syllables, the 2nd line is seven syllables, and the 3rd line is five syllables. so its 5-7-5. here are some i came up with.

A.T.S is home
A Website where I belong
Deny Ignorance

Are aliens real?
Being from a distant planet?
Us from the future?

Australia has moved?
Inter dimensional slip?
Or is it just me?

A man with no arms
Chased me in the woods today
Photo, hoaxed, and banned



good stuff no?

For the ATS vets, you’ll remember some of these classic ATS threads I wrote about. haha

give it your best shot.
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posted on May, 16 2013 @ 11:38 AM
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It's not Aliens
But it's Aliens
My food is tasty

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posted on May, 16 2013 @ 11:40 AM
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There once was a man from Nantucket.....
Alien's prowelled his buckett...
ATS debunked... The end?

I suck at this....

Mary Had a little Lamb?
Her fleece was green from GMO's....
Mary ate the sheep... *burp*

I.... give.... up....



posted on May, 16 2013 @ 11:40 AM
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Double post sorry
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posted on May, 16 2013 @ 11:56 AM
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Website provoking

Debate and truth

Many questions read



posted on May, 16 2013 @ 12:01 PM
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Haiku's are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator



posted on May, 16 2013 @ 12:03 PM
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PARTIAL DISABILITY HAIKU

can't work overtime
I've only got one can of
beans at home, one can



posted on May, 16 2013 @ 12:07 PM
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How members look

Heff's epic threads

Cody 404'd


Cody



posted on May, 16 2013 @ 12:21 PM
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Just a silly one off the top of my head. I plan on writing a serious one...

Want to escape your reality sign up on ATS
It's free plus many topics will spark your interest
UFOs and Gmos I hate what they put in our food
Apparently the conspiracy is so we can taste good
Yum yum, it's finally harvest time
You can eat my flesh but my soul will live on
Flying through the tunnel of light I thought they where kidding
I saw Jesus Christ and Satan arm wrestling
I saw Biggie and Pac still spittin' like it's the 80's
It was all a dream, rant over sign off and sleep.

ETA: I just realized my poem is not a Haiku, oh well...
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posted on May, 16 2013 @ 12:25 PM
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Two Thousand and Twelve
Titor has Confirmed Time Slip
Ignorance Denied?



posted on May, 16 2013 @ 12:27 PM
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ATS is great
at killing all my brain cells
it was aliens

I've proven my claim!
with a YouTube video
aliens exist!
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posted on May, 16 2013 @ 12:31 PM
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le double post =(
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posted on May, 16 2013 @ 12:33 PM
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Cool thought! Let's do it
Let me look and see what's here
for inspiration

...I read the whole thread
such poor quality posts
no sources at all.


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posted on May, 16 2013 @ 12:35 PM
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Originally posted by AfterInfinity
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I read the whole thread
such poor quality posts
no sources at all.



you almost did it
but missed a syllable here
in line two, my friend



posted on May, 16 2013 @ 12:37 PM
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this is qu|al|ity
there are three syllables there
the rest is just fine.

nice try my dear friend
but your effort to trip me
is all in utmost vain.

Even if I did fail
this is the great internet
no one really cares.

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posted on May, 16 2013 @ 12:41 PM
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I hate irony
more than I hate these haikus
but most, the internet



posted on May, 16 2013 @ 12:43 PM
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- So many beliefs.

- Seek the truth. Find what is real.

- Dinosaurs were real. "



posted on May, 16 2013 @ 01:39 PM
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Tin foil hat on me
To protect from microwaves
It's government, man



posted on May, 16 2013 @ 01:41 PM
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It is a rocket!
Definitely no chemtrail!
Quick, hide, Phage is here!



posted on May, 17 2013 @ 07:52 PM
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infinity is
after that, some more, some more...
beats nothin' don't it??





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