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Originally posted by littled16
reply to post by natalia
Don't feel bad Nat, apparently it's a common misconception- more common than you would imagine. My best friend works at a hospital so I hear many strange things (all in confidence, of course).
Hold me closer Tony Danza
Originally posted by smyleegrl
I thought the lyrics to "Mrs Robinson" said
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio
A Haitian turns his lonely eyes to you
Didn't realize the word was nation.
Still can't live it down, years later.
Originally posted by jcutler12888
I told my mom about posting about her confusion in her early days in marriage...she had a big laugh and said "When your father asked about it, I said, 'Yeah, sure, we can talk about it all you want to!'" OMG...I almost died laughing.
She then told me when she was four, her mother took her to get her picture taken and she cried the whole time and afterwards, my grandmother asked what was wrong with her and she said that she had watched a movie about "the Indians" and knew that getting her picture taken stole a piece of her soul. Poor woman, hahahaha...
She then said her brother thought Benny and the Jets lyrics were "She's got electric boobs, her mom has two, ya know I read it in a magazine", ROFLMFAO!!!
I flagged this thread and gave a star to everyone who posted their funny stories...this is such a great thread, absolutely hilarious, and it's a nice change of pace from the petty bickering and arguing on theoretical and theological threads. I hope people keep contributing to this thread, I really look forward to reading future posts. Awesome job, OP!edit on 5/16/2013 by jcutler12888 because: (no reason given)