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In Vitro...Are You Freakin' Kidding Me?

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posted on May, 14 2013 @ 07:21 PM
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♪♫ Hold me closer Tony Danza/ Watch the headlights on the highway ♪♫


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posted on May, 14 2013 @ 07:28 PM
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hahahahahahahahaha!!!! That is hilarious!! Giggle fest....hahahaha!!!
Lyrics can be so tricky sometimes!!
He was great in concert btw..

~nat



posted on May, 14 2013 @ 07:31 PM
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Originally posted by littled16
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Don't feel bad Nat, apparently it's a common misconception- more common than you would imagine. My best friend works at a hospital so I hear many strange things (all in confidence, of course).


Yeah, it was just strange cause I felt everyone knew but me.
I told my little sister, I had to. She is old enough to know those kinds of things.
~nat



posted on May, 14 2013 @ 07:53 PM
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Don't feel bad, Nat. I never got any sort of "talk" about anything at all in my life. I'm still trying to figure a lot of stuff out


You're definitely not alone.
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posted on May, 14 2013 @ 08:14 PM
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been a while since I've laugh like this at the pc... this thread is awesome!!!!

Thanks a lot guys! really!!!!


and... Mister Bitchy... I mean... I wish I could have more stars for that...



posted on May, 14 2013 @ 10:01 PM
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Originally posted by natalia
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AHHHHHHHHH!!!! It is really embarrassing!!

I thought we woman tinkled out the same hole we got pleasure from...I was wrong.

ugh...~~nat


You mean you don't?


Peace



posted on May, 15 2013 @ 12:17 AM
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I used to think that song Lunatic Fringe was actually Lunatic Bitch. As in..."...Lunatic bitch, I know you're out there
I can hear you coming..." I thought it was a song about a psycho ex-girlfriend


My mother used to think you pronounced "voila" like "viola" and "potpourri" like "pot-a-purry". And when she first married my father, she thought oral sex meant talking about sex. That goes down as the funniest "duh" moment I've ever heard of in my life, hahaha...



posted on May, 15 2013 @ 03:52 AM
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My 7 year old daughter thought this line from Blake Shelton's "Honey Bee" song:


"I'll be your sweet iced tea"

was actually:

"I'll be your sweet a$$ tea"..

She still hates me and her mom for snickering each time the song comes on..



posted on May, 15 2013 @ 07:45 AM
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My mom used to tell me babies came out of thighs... meh, she could have fooled me by saying anything really.

When i was young i asked her that questions, and she also had a scar on her thighs from when she was young.



posted on May, 15 2013 @ 08:16 AM
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When i was a kid I always thought the words to the Beachboys song Surfin' USA were "If everybody had some lotion" LOL I was also quite shocked to find out that the canned pasta was made by Chef Boyardee NOT Chef Boy R.D. haha



posted on May, 15 2013 @ 08:24 AM
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Simple mistake. You were thinking of INVERTED fertilization, vs. IN VITRO.
They are pretty close....


I used to think that the Mister Mister song "Kyrie Elaison" (sp?, means "Go With God") was "Carry Any Laser" down the road that I must travel. I kept wondering where he got the laser.


Hold me closer Tony Danza


Yep, I was convinced on that one too. I thought, "What would Angela think?"
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posted on May, 15 2013 @ 08:29 AM
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None that I am aware of. But I'm not sure if that's any better off than you are. Sometimes I suspect my whole life is like that.
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posted on May, 15 2013 @ 09:48 AM
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When I was a kid I thought the words to the Michael Bolton song were "When a Man Loves a Walnut"



posted on May, 15 2013 @ 10:25 AM
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I have a few stupid ones from when I was very young, like around 3-4.

I used to see Bugs Bunny cartoons where they always portrayed surgeries with a big saw like this lol. So as a young child I genuinely believed that when somebody had surgery the surgeon used a huge saw.

Another one from around when I was a toddler, my father tried explaining to me how people in the southern hemisphere are upside down from our perspective. He told me "Imagine walking on a mirror, and seeing your feet pointing up at you, that's how they would look if you could see them from our angle."

Of course my young mind took this literally... about 20 minutes later he comes into the back garden and I'm jumping and stomping up and down on the ground and he asks what I'm doing. I say "Wondering if they can hear me stomping."



posted on May, 15 2013 @ 10:30 AM
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I used to believe in trickle down economics and that deficits don't matter.

I woke up.



posted on May, 15 2013 @ 10:48 AM
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Originally posted by smyleegrl
I thought the lyrics to "Mrs Robinson" said

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio
A Haitian turns his lonely eyes to you

Didn't realize the word was nation.


Still can't live it down, years later.


HAHA!

I used to think that Creedence Clearwater Revival, in their song "Bad Moon Rising", were singing "There's a bathroom on the right" instead of "there's a bad moon on the rise!



posted on May, 16 2013 @ 11:25 AM
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I used to think that TCBY stood for "Too Cold To Be Yogurt".

I never even asked anyone, and totally ignored the superfluous signage that read "The Country's Best Yogurt".



posted on May, 16 2013 @ 02:19 PM
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I told my mom about posting about her confusion in her early days in marriage...she had a big laugh and said "When your father asked about it, I said, 'Yeah, sure, we can talk about it all you want to!'" OMG...I almost died laughing.

She then told me when she was four, her mother took her to get her picture taken and she cried the whole time and afterwards, my grandmother asked what was wrong with her and she said that she had watched a movie about "the Indians" and knew that getting her picture taken stole a piece of her soul. Poor woman, hahahaha...


She then said her brother thought Benny and the Jets lyrics were "She's got electric boobs, her mom has two, ya know I read it in a magazine", ROFLMFAO!!!


I flagged this thread and gave a star to everyone who posted their funny stories...this is such a great thread, absolutely hilarious, and it's a nice change of pace from the petty bickering and arguing on theoretical and theological threads. I hope people keep contributing to this thread, I really look forward to reading future posts. Awesome job, OP!

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posted on May, 16 2013 @ 02:38 PM
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This made an old memory pop into my head.
At a restaurant with a friend, I say how about the veal. She shrugs says she doesn't like fish.
I was like WTH you think VEAL is fish?



posted on May, 16 2013 @ 09:46 PM
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Originally posted by jcutler12888
I told my mom about posting about her confusion in her early days in marriage...she had a big laugh and said "When your father asked about it, I said, 'Yeah, sure, we can talk about it all you want to!'" OMG...I almost died laughing.

She then told me when she was four, her mother took her to get her picture taken and she cried the whole time and afterwards, my grandmother asked what was wrong with her and she said that she had watched a movie about "the Indians" and knew that getting her picture taken stole a piece of her soul. Poor woman, hahahaha...


She then said her brother thought Benny and the Jets lyrics were "She's got electric boobs, her mom has two, ya know I read it in a magazine", ROFLMFAO!!!


I flagged this thread and gave a star to everyone who posted their funny stories...this is such a great thread, absolutely hilarious, and it's a nice change of pace from the petty bickering and arguing on theoretical and theological threads. I hope people keep contributing to this thread, I really look forward to reading future posts. Awesome job, OP!

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I used to think it was Electric Boobs as well....


Peace



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