posted on May, 6 2013 @ 06:59 PM
Originally posted by Nevertheless
I once dreamed I was riding a bike.
The very next morning, I did.
You didn't even watch the video! Listen to the story from 1939 and how it describes our modern era before you go around behaving foolishly! What a
I mean, I guess I gotta say, when you have got a joke THAT funny inside you just waiting to get out, then watching the video is no longer necessary.
Cause man, you sure showed him. I can't remember the last time I've seen such a masterfully selected collection of words... You really took me on a
journey. I feel like I'm a different person now after that. In all seriousness, you really gotta be careful with that gift of yours... Cause you
oujust put me through an extreme transformation, and my mind is so blown from it, I seriously don't know if I can go in to work tomorrow. It's like,
what IS work? What is it really?...
Everything's just different now. Food tastes different. Colors aren't the same anymore... And, can I really look my wife in the eye ever again
knowing that I'm not the same man she married 14 years ago?? Jesus, what about the kids?! Can I face them knowing what I know? After what you've
shown me?? Look man, you gotta put me back to normal.Just put me back to normal man! Please! I just wanna...continue working for Mr. Stevens at the
office, keep paying off my house, making all my payments on time to everyone... Jesus Frack man...I was doing GOOD man! Do you know how hard I
worked?!?! You can't just walk into my life and turn my life upside down like this!! I was a good citizen. All I wanted was to raise a family, have a
white picket fence, just a normal life, ya know? I don't even know what I am now... I just hope you remember from now on... With great power comes
great responsibility... And some people just aren't ready for your level of brain power!!!
You see, most of us, when we really want to think hard, or be smart, we turn our brains all the way up to 10.
The key to understanding why we will never be able to comprehend the genius of Nevertheless without going insane lies in one simple fact: HIS BRAIN
GOES UP TO 11!!!!!!!!!! UNDERSTAND ME!?!?!? ELEVEN, I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! *head explodes*