posted on May, 6 2013 @ 10:24 PM
On an individual level:
1. Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker
2. Tell her she has the most amazing eyes
3. A back-rub. A woman will let you do anything to her body, if she gets a back-rub out of it. And I mean a REAL back rub, not just 90 seconds of
4. Portray edgy. Whatever will discomfit her parents: a guitar, amateur hockey league, whatever.
5. presents. wrapped ones. Not in a stupid f*****g sack covered with tissue paper, either.
6. roses. And not ones you grew. But ones you had to sacrifice for. Preferably, you had to get beaten up to acquire them.
7. station accomplices around the room at the party to laugh at your jokes. It doesn't matter whether she thinks you are funny, as long as
other people find you so.
On a societal level.
1. Remove all consequence.
a) reliable, readily available birth-control
b) a guaranteed living, whether she has a family or a job, or not.
c) leisure time to invest in complex courting rituals
2. Move the ideal of what a man should be, through advertizing.
3. provide the least intelligent males with automatic, sustained income.
4. make short-term relationships the norm, so that the female won't have to shack up, just to sack up with him.
5. Supply authorities (celebrities, magazines, etc) where her mentors actively mock the men they bed.
6. deprive the genuinely gifted men of status and power.