posted on May, 4 2013 @ 10:08 AM
This is my sippy cup. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My sippy cup is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My sippy cup, without me, is useless. Without my sippy cup, I am useless. I must sip my sippy cup true. I must sip faster than my enemy who is trying
to out-sip me. I must out-sip him before he out-sips me. I will...
My sippy cup and I know that what counts in this world is not the fluids we sip, the noise of our bums, or the spit-up we make. We know that it is the
sips that count. We will sip...
My sippy cup is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its
accessories, its handle and its nipple. I will keep my sippy cup clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We
Before God, I swear this creed. My sippy cup and I are the defenders of my nursery. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!