What's the thing I can't figure about women?

Woman are like soil, and they've got all men (seeds) trapped in themselves. Then the soil gets moist. Some men grow, some men die. Heck, women are all that nature is but forget we are nature too. I think women are somehow confused. You see, breasts have two purposes, 1. they are for the pleasure of the man 2 To feed the baby... after the mister had a lot of fun with them.

I figure that's what I would tell my son about women when I have one.


See, he won't figure them out too. I think it's genetic.


"amazed"

women need attention, even when you sleep. It's like cutting a heartshaped image out of paper with your left foot while you're running.

Maybe the next fits more in the rantsection but:

I think women think stupidity is out of this world too.

I love females

If you and Warjhon had a lovechild it would be the antichrist

reply to post by zonetripper2065


Bring on the fraulines!

To be honest I do not where you're coming from with your post. I think what a lot of men need to do is 1: respect women, 2: have a sense of humor, 3: have confidence, 4: meet a lady who will do the same for you. Just my two cents.

It's cheaper being single man.

Why? Put yourself thorough that?

Why?

I learned my lesson when I had no kids.



It's all you now....

I don't want too hear, any complaints

women are beautiful ., mostly.

But god gave them the beauty.

They may neglect this fact and want to be worshiped as the origin of beauty.

Not all women are like that. There are people who are thankful and care about more important things than their beauty.

I like beauty , but without beauty inside , they are nothing but an empty drum. And you can figure that out as soon as they speak.

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Bringin it back!

Originally posted by Manhater
It's cheaper single man.

Why? Put yourself thorough that?

Why?

I learned my lesson when I had no kids.

It's all you now....

edit on 3-5-2013 by Manhater because: (no reason given)

pmsl hahahah

I just knew you would turn up on this one

Originally posted by davesmart

Originally posted by Manhater
It's cheaper single man.

Why? Put yourself thorough that?

Why?

I learned my lesson when I had no kids.

It's all you now....

edit on 3-5-2013 by Manhater because: (no reason given)

pmsl hahahah

I just knew you would turn up on this one

I tried too tell him..

Wasn't good enough I guess.

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I've done that, hell yea some women deserve to be worshiped.
Im a pervert and Im ok with that, no shame..... not one iota.

Originally posted by zonetripper2065
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I've done that, hell yea some women deserve to be worshiped.
Im a pervert and Im ok with that, no shame..... not one iota.

Don't get me wrong , I meant they want you to care for them and mind nothing but them.

Originally posted by Phoenix267
To be honest I do not where you're coming from with your post. I think what a lot of men need to do is 1: respect women, 2: have a sense of humor, 3: have confidence, 4: meet a lady who will do the same for you. Just my two cents.

1. check
2. check
3. check
4. I suppose that was the reason I got 1, 2 and 3 checked

Uhmn, this doesn't make sense at all...

"amazed"

Originally posted by Angle

Originally posted by Phoenix267
To be honest I do not where you're coming from with your post. I think what a lot of men need to do is 1: respect women, 2: have a sense of humor, 3: have confidence, 4: meet a lady who will do the same for you. Just my two cents.


1. check
2. check
3. check
4. I suppose that was the reason I got 1, 2 and 3 checked

Uhmn, this doesn't make sense at all...

Once thorough, Three were already checked. No excuse on Four.

Nice try.

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Yeah we're all confused when it comes to the ladies. I'm not quite a ladies man so I only know so much about women. HAHA! "Slaps myself".

Originally posted by mideast
women are beautiful ., mostly.

But god gave them the beauty.

They may neglect this fact and want to be worshiped as the origin of beauty.

Not all women are like that. There are people who are thankful and care about more important things than their beauty.

I like beauty , but without beauty inside , they are nothing but an empty drum. And you can figure that out as soon as they speak.

edit on 3-5-2013 by mideast because: (no reason given)

sh*t, I just noticed, women speak in code too.

+ We need to know what others mean exactly too. Sometimes we pick in on people without there being a reason for it. Errm, what am I exactly saying now?

And I didn't complain about women... just to make things clear. Or didn't I? Who are others to misinterpretate?

Life is fun.

reply to post by zonetripper2065


Yes! That's made my day.

reply to post by Angle

What's the thing I can't figure about women?

There are many a thing you will never be able to figure out about women, that in itself is the true beauty of a female that (some of) us mere males find totally irresistible.

I'm the only male in our household and given ten lifetimes I wouldn't be able to figure them out ... love them no end though.