posted on May, 3 2013 @ 09:27 AM
You know, when people start talking about superpowers and "I wish I could (insert generic supernatural ability here)" I kinda laugh at them. They
want invisibility, super speed, x ray vision, the power to fly, or the power to read minds or see the future or shot laser beams or whatever.
You know what I always ask for? The power to grant wishes.
Invisibility? Got it. Flying? No sweat. Teleportation? Done. Oh, and all those guys who got their awesome powers like reading minds or shapeshifting?
Oops, your powers just got wished away. Oh, look, I just got them in your place. And - aw snap! I'm godlike now. Watch me part the seas and turn
water to wine with just a couple wishes!
...Yep. Being able to grant wishes is pretty much the cheat code to superpowers.