Little thing ..... Massive pain in the backside.... a thread for fun

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posted on Apr, 30 2013 @ 01:40 PM
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Getting that phone call at work

Sorry Cody I won't be in today when the job is on the urgent list and simply has to go out on time.
Because some member of staff couldn't find his smokes


Or the classic THREE TIMES in last 8 months

"Hi darling I'm reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeealy sorry but I've locked myself out and the car keys are in the flat" ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH.

Cody




posted on Apr, 30 2013 @ 01:44 PM
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Originally posted by Gazrok
(mostly at people in my house)....



We were able to teach every cat in the house how to use the toilet, except our 19 yr old who refuses to learn new things (but he's old...so....)


You are talking about a 19 year old cat and not a human i hope?


Kindest respects

Rodinus



posted on Apr, 30 2013 @ 01:46 PM
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Yep...19 yr old cat...he's ancient (for a cat), and has no desire to learn a new trick.



posted on Apr, 30 2013 @ 01:48 PM
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Phew..*wipes his forhead in relief*... Like the oldies you could always opt for the incontinence pants!!! (for the cat i mean)

Kindest respects

Rodinus

edit on 30-4-2013 by Rodinus because: Words added to avoid embarrasment



posted on Apr, 30 2013 @ 02:00 PM
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reply to post by cody599
 
That's funny, but no more odd than Square Dancing!



posted on Apr, 30 2013 @ 02:01 PM
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If I want to guarantee that my wife will come over needing something, all I have to do is turn on a video game, and like clockwork....Poof! (I've learned to use this to my advantage though).
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When Mrs C is asleep on the sofa snoring and I turn over the TV
Only to get "Oh babes I was watching that"


Learned to use that one to my advantage as well


Cody
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posted on Apr, 30 2013 @ 02:05 PM
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That ninja fly that you chase around with a swatter and as soon as you have a corner it's like a ball of smoke apears and "GONE".... ::Scratches head::.....
I'll get that fly.... I will!



posted on Apr, 30 2013 @ 02:13 PM
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Spending time doing research,

posting something close to your heart having the answers and sources ready to hand, and your thread bombing.

C'est la ATS

Cody
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posted on Apr, 30 2013 @ 03:09 PM
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Good night my friends

Time for me to log off thanks for the replies

Angels on your pillows

Cody



posted on Apr, 30 2013 @ 06:45 PM
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reply to post by smyleegrl
 

Me too- i dont ever iron-the tumbledryer is for that.

And i hate,hate,hate washing dishes.



posted on Apr, 30 2013 @ 06:53 PM
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When the hubby and kids put empty jars,containers,cartons etc back in the cupboards or fridges


And when i ask WHY


I get:"But there's still a bit left in it"

BUT I DON'T HAVE AN ELECTRON MICROSCOPE-WHICH I WOULD NEED TO SEE THAT "BIT THAT'S LEFT"



posted on Apr, 30 2013 @ 07:01 PM
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Nature's cruel joke on us older gents frustrates the hell out of me. The joke being that I have to see my bald head in the mirror as I trim my hair - eyebrows, nose, and ears.

It's not funny, Mother Nature. It's not!



posted on Apr, 30 2013 @ 07:57 PM
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Originally posted by smyleegrl
I don't iron. Ever. Instead, I throw the clothes in the dryer with a wet washcloth for five minutes. Presto!
! De-wrinkled clothes!


Something I find to be a real pain....going to the store for just a couple of items. Hate that!

And telemarketers.

And chocolate covered candy with something really disgusting inside.

And spiders.



how dare you despise the web weavers of energetic geometry



posted on Apr, 30 2013 @ 08:09 PM
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Ok, what really irks me is having to iron a wrinkle down the front and back of my pants, that some clown years before my time called a crease, and thought looked cool. So not cool. A wrinkle, is a wrinkle, is a wrinkle...



posted on May, 1 2013 @ 04:36 AM
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Originally posted by cody599

Originally posted by mblahnikluver
People who don't use blinkers!!!

They are on a car for a reason, use them!! I can't stand when someone just cuts you off without a signal. If you want to get over let me know and I'll let you over!! So many accidents could be avoided if people just used their darn blinkers!


In the UK we say the blinkers on merc's and BMW's only work on the day of the annual test.

Believe me it's true (umm unless you drive one of course in which case it's a complete fabrication)


Cody




thats a complete fabrication




I hate people


no but seriously, people in the middle lane of the motorway driving at below the speed limit when there is nothing in the inside lane!!

it hurts my head just thinking about it



posted on May, 1 2013 @ 05:05 AM
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Changing car headlight bulb.


I can change the entire front brakes of.my car in the time.it takes to.disassemble my other cars front bumper, splash shields, wing bolts and finally the back of the headlight.



posted on May, 1 2013 @ 11:48 AM
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You should get yourself one of these babies Jigger

You'd look awesome





Cody



posted on May, 1 2013 @ 11:53 AM
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Hey we thought we looked pretty cool back then.
Check us out In this thread

It was quite a laugh

Cody



posted on May, 1 2013 @ 11:56 AM
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www.abovetopsecret.com...
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Or those muppets from V.O.S.A. closing a lane because some guy got a flat

What happened to just getting out and changing the sodding wheel ?

Cody



posted on May, 1 2013 @ 11:58 AM
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I can change the entire front brakes of.my car in the time.it takes to.disassemble my other cars front bumper, splash shields, wing bolts and finally the back of the headlight.
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Funny you should say that my headlight needs changing.
Fancy popping around to help me ?
It's a Mitsuibishi GTO
We could have a right old laugh

Cody





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