posted on Apr, 27 2013 @ 03:27 PM
I think I know what I will post on my Conspiracy Bachelor Profile:
Wanted: Like minded woman to share my time with, must love moonlit walks in the forest looking for bigfoot, skydiving with equipment to analyze
chem-trails, and cuddling while watching Ancient Aliens. I am currently employed at Con-Agra as a janitor, but I got the job to track and document GMO
corn strains for another conspiracy web site. In my spare time I enjoy long hours on ATS, handcrafting aluminum foil helmets, generating colloidal
silver, and researching free energy. I have A- blood, green eyes and a third nipple (from my Annunaki bloodlines) and I communicate telepathically
with my cat.
If you are my conspiratorial match, please email me, but use a proxy and VPN tunnel so the Gov't can't track you!