Another Aussie joining the Ranks. It's part of our grand "take-over the world" plan!

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posted on Apr, 22 2013 @ 01:04 PM
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Well, an introduction eh? I never was too good at introductions, but I'll give it a shot :-)

My name is Mark. An Aussie, and proud to be one! I'm 39, and work for myself.

So, yeah.. moving on from that dribble;

My interests are pretty much everything. I guess my primary interest is History, Science and Theology.

I don't really consider myself a "master" of any subject, but rather have a keen interest, and fair knowledge, in most things.

A firm believer that all Governments are corrupt, I believe history as we're taught is a complete lie, and Religion is nothing more than control, divide, and conquer.

So what else?... let's see; My "God" would be energy. I'm still undecided what to believe when it comes to Evolution / Ancient Aliens / Holographic Universe


And uhh, the Pyramids were just something Tesla got a few ideas from ;-)


Thank you for having me on ATS! :-)




posted on Apr, 22 2013 @ 01:07 PM
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Originally posted by CrikeyMate
Well, an introduction eh?


Aussie? You sound like a Canuck.
No worries. G'day mate and welcome aboard.



posted on Apr, 22 2013 @ 01:11 PM
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Originally posted by intrepid

Originally posted by CrikeyMate
Well, an introduction eh?


Aussie? You sound like a Canuck.
No worries. G'day mate and welcome aboard.


Eh? Whatcha mean, cobber?


Thank you! Good to be here.



posted on Apr, 22 2013 @ 01:13 PM
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Originally posted by CrikeyMate
Thank you for having me on ATS! :-)


Thanking us before we have all had our turn, ready willing and able huh?

Please form an orderly queue for all those interested in having Mark!


Welcome to ATS matey, look forward to reading your posts!



posted on Apr, 22 2013 @ 01:15 PM
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Welcome to the loony bin.



posted on Apr, 22 2013 @ 01:16 PM
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Welcome from a fellow Aussie



posted on Apr, 22 2013 @ 01:16 PM
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Originally posted by CrikeyMate
Eh? Whatcha mean, cobber?


Thanks man. I don't think you will find 2 peoples separated by the whole planet that are more similar. Aussies and Canadians. Met many and if it wasn't for the accent you wouldn't know they weren't from here. That said Oz is high on my list of traveling places. That would have to be in June or Julyish. Can't stand the heat.



posted on Apr, 22 2013 @ 01:20 PM
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Originally posted by OratoryHeist

Originally posted by CrikeyMate
Thank you for having me on ATS! :-)


Thanking us before we have all had our turn, ready willing and able huh?

Please form an orderly queue for all those interested in having Mark!


Welcome to ATS matey, look forward to reading your posts!



Haha. Perhaps I need to word things a little better in future to avoid any "uncomfortable" situations


.. and I haven't got it figured out yet how to reply/quote a few at once; So to the others who replied; Thank you



posted on Apr, 22 2013 @ 01:35 PM
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G'day Cobber and welcome to the funny farm...

Something tells me that it's going to be fun and interesting seeing your posts and threads...

Who's next for an injection???

Kindest respects

Rodinus



posted on Apr, 22 2013 @ 01:39 PM
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Taking over the world, eh?

One drop bear at a time!


Welcome to the tribe.

beez



posted on Apr, 22 2013 @ 01:39 PM
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Do you by any chance happen to look like a big mouse with a pocket?



posted on Apr, 22 2013 @ 01:44 PM
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Originally posted by rickymouse
Do you by any chance happen to look like a big mouse with a pocket?


Or a weather worked crinkly looking bloke with a massive dagger, a cowboy hat and biting a 15 foot long crocodiles neck??


Looking forward to seeing your avatar...

Kindest respects

Rodinus
edit on 22-4-2013 by Rodinus because: Crap spelling and word added as i am crap!



posted on Apr, 22 2013 @ 01:47 PM
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Originally posted by beezzer
Taking over the world, eh?

One drop bear at a time!


Welcome to the tribe.

beez


Them drop-bears are our (not so?) secret-weapon against tourists. Those the drop-bears don't get, we send to the "outback" for a dip in our Croc-infested billabongs.

We have a plan, and it's working!
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posted on Apr, 22 2013 @ 01:59 PM
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Glad you joined us
Here's a welcome cake



Enjoy your stay
-nat cat-



posted on Apr, 22 2013 @ 02:00 PM
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Welcome CrikeyMate look forward to seeing your posts, love the name...



posted on Apr, 22 2013 @ 02:06 PM
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Thank you, thank you, and thank you


I'm sure I'll spend most of my time "lurking", until I find my feet a bit more.

But I hope I can contribute something "worthy" every-now-and-then.



posted on Apr, 22 2013 @ 02:11 PM
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Great name
welcome aboard... but I am having a hard time imagining the Aussie's taking over the world with Boomerangs....
All jokes aside... Don't forget a tin foil hat.... It's said that when all ATSer's put them on we can prevent the DDOS attacks that happen to us here....
I look forward to hearing you in threads, you sound like a very intelligent individual... I'm glad you have that going for you as people who chase there own tails, urk me.... Oddly enough~ I like long walks on the beach, Mai-tais, Long Islands and the occasional doom porn.... It give me the chuckles that I sure do enjoy!

Peace out!



posted on Apr, 22 2013 @ 02:51 PM
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I always knew it was just a question of time before you Aussies decided to conquer the world. I think this effort began a few years back with infiltration into American media. Sly lot.
Welcome to the forums, enjoy!



posted on Apr, 22 2013 @ 05:11 PM
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Originally posted by Iamschist
I always knew it was just a question of time before you Aussies decided to conquer the world. I think this effort began a few years back with infiltration into American media. Sly lot.
Welcome to the forums, enjoy!


Let's not forget Fosters, too... though I think you guys got wise to that evil brew


Thanks, folks, for the warm welcome.



posted on Apr, 22 2013 @ 05:56 PM
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Welcome to ATS. Always good to have an Aussie to pick on

I've been lucky enough to visit your country twice...most beautiful place I've been.
As far as beer Foster's
XXXX
Toohey's
Hahn

The only problem is a 6 pack cost $15....over here in the states you can get a 30 pack for that price

Enjoy yourself and Deny Ignorance
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