Why the drokk dont we all start swearing like frelling geeks?

i was in this thread about the use of swearwords a little earlier...
www.abovetopsecret.com...
about how we should maybe be able to use swear words here at ATS, and all of a sudden i was like

why dont we swear like the geeks we are?

you think you aint a geek? i'm proud to be one, dont deny it! stop being such a

ok?

i grew up on sci-fi and fantasy..


so break your programming


and join me

but hang on a mo, you say you aint a geek?


just for the dudes out there... here is a test.. i found this while looking for the images. if this does nothing for you then you are right, you are not a geek..

but please check to see if you have a pulse

do share your own geek cusses, and if the female readers want to post a sexy han solo, be most welcome... i'm hoping this is all in T&C's, do the same with replies

thanks for reading, smegheads!

You are one crazy mother trucker!

Nerfherders!! What a piccie!

I always thought swearing was impolite and the mark of someone who was neither brought up nor educated very well.

It is a way to judge people, and it is a fair way because people swear by choice.

Who thought up this dren?

reply to post by intrepid


i'm responsible for this steaming pile of Belgium!

reply to post by spyder550


I agree with you.

As I have said before. Those that have the inability to express themselves REDUCE themselves. That within itself says allot about their capacity

reply to post by spyder550


well there are some times and places regular cusses are not out of place imo but that is not the intention of the thread at all so i dont think it's part of the discussion here, it's a geek humour piece

Originally posted by ShadellacZumbrum
reply to post by spyder550

 

I agree with you.

As I have said before. Those that have the inability to express themselves REDUCE themselves. That within itself says allot about their capacity

I'll have to disagree.

Sometimes 'polite' words are just not enough to express how you feel and it would be a shame to remove feelings from people.

Originally posted by skalla
reply to post by spyder550

 

well there are some times and places regular cusses are not out of place imo but that is not the intention of the thread at all so i dont think it's part of the discussion here, it's a geek humour piece

I wouldn't mind running her trench and what a couple of womp rats!!

reply to post by Mister_Bit


oh yes i was like ee-che-ma-wa!

reply to post by shapur


agreed - it's often a matter of tone and overall post content as well as which mods are present - i've had stuff snipped by some that i thought was just silly and had stronger stuff pass unhindered in other areas of the site.

while the percived "IQ of threads" here can vary wildly i'm glad not to have to read loads of swearing here or deal with overly immature stuff most of the time. and i can cuss with the best of them

reply to post by skalla


I think the no cussin' rule was made up by a bunch of spaghetti benders anyway. Anyone who doesn't like my colorful language can stuff a dolphin up their cakehole.

Now watch this get deleted!

reply to post by jiggerj


spaghetti benders and cock wombles!

i came across an article on elizabethan style cussing which had a cool table to construct insults..

Column 1
Column 2
Column 3

Artless
Base-court
Apple-john

Bawdy
Bat-fowling
Baggage

Beslubbering
Beef-witted
Barnacle

Bootless
Beetle-headed
Bladder

Churlish
Boil-brained
Boar-pig

Cockered
Clapper-clawed
Bugbear

Clouted
Clay-brained
Bum-bailey

Craven
Common-kissing
Canker-blossom

Currish
Crook-pated
Clack-dish

Dankish
Dismal-dreaming
Clot-pole

Dissembling
Dizzy-eyed
Coxcomb

Droning
Dog-hearted
Codpiece

Errant
Dread-bolted
Death-token

Fawning
Earth-vexing
Dewberry

Fobbing
Elf-skinned
Flap-dragon

Froward
Fat-kidneyed
Flax-wench

Frothy
Fen-sucked
Flirt-gill

Gleeking
Flap-mouthed
Foot-licker

Goatish
Fly-bitten
Fustilarian

Gorbellied
Folly-fallen
Giglet

Impertinent
Fool-born
Gudgeon

Infectious
Full-gorged
Haggard

Jarring
Guts-griping
Harpy

Loggerheaded
Half-faced
Hedge-pig

Lumpish
Hasty-witted
Horn-beast

Mammering
Hedge-born
Huggermugger

Mangled
Hell-hated
Jolt-head

Mewling
Idle-headed
Lewdster

Paunchy
Ill-breeding
Lout

Pribbling
Ill-nurtured
Maggot-pie

Puking
Knotty-pated
Malt-worm

Puny
Milk-livered
Mammet

Quailing
Motley-minded
Measle

Rank
Onion-eyed
Minnow

Reeky
Plume-plucked
Miscreant

Roguish
Pottle-deep
Mold-warp

Ruttish
Pox-marked
Mumble-news

Saucy
Reeling-ripe
Nut-hook

Spleeny
Rough-hewn
Pigeon-egg

Spongy
Rude-growing
Pignut

Surly
Rump-fed
Puttock

Tottering
Shard-borne
Pumpion

Unmuzzled
Sheep-biting
Rats-bane

Vain
Spur-galled
Scut

Venomed
Swag-bellied
Skains-mate

Villainous
Tardy-gaited
Strumpet

Warped
Tickle-brained
Varlot

Wayward
Toad-spotted
Vassal

Weedy
Unchin-snouted
Whey-face

Yeasty
Weather-bitten
Wagtail

www.goodtobeageek.com...

the copy and paste is totally borked, but think of each group of 3 words as having a column 1, 2 and 3 word (in that order).. then mix up the 1's, 2's and 3's... ie: any who would delete thine post Mr Jiggerj, would be nowt but a villainous pox-marked bum-bailey, or indeed a yeasty clay-brained flap-dragon

reply to post by skalla

would be nowt but a villainous pox-marked bum-bailey, or indeed a yeasty clay-brained flap-dragon

I love it!

Ookem in the dooker...


I'm with Steven on this one..

reply to post by Suspiria


swearing is a joy for me too, but some tag-nuts here just wouldnt know their smegging boundaries - half brained dangle-berries that they are

Originally posted by skalla
reply to post by spyder550

 

well there are some times and places regular cusses are not out of place imo but that is not the intention of the thread at all so i dont think it's part of the discussion here, it's a geek humour piece

I agree completely -- but using profanity constantly has greatly devalued the effect of profanity

reply to post by spyder550


absolutely, it's become common frelling coinage to the point that some dont even realise they are using it... many is the time i have been on a bus or train with my boy of 6, sitting near some yoots who were by no means "bad" and the bad language soon starts to come out... now these are often pretty decent kids just off to town to buy a computer game or blooming pokemon cards, but because they are in each others company they forget themselves - they are not even acting up or showing off and a quiet " 'scuse me chaps" sorts it out etc.
therefore they should swear like the geeks that they are. QED

i'm really not here to discuss the value or otherwise of common cuss words though.. did you get the tone/intent of the OP?