I'm so glad we have a flipping rant page because i really want to flippin rant.
Well any hoo as i always say and always will that doesn't make me a dope, either does this
or any other flippin nice thing that i have
to say or do, i just can't be mean and i am not saying sorry for it because i'm sick to the back teeth of ignoramises (me dads saying) telling me i
wear rose tinted flippin glasses ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! comment about the glasses i do wear them at times but then they come of, read on.
I am 51 years of age i have worked up until 5 years ago when i took very sick (we shall just say its to do with the brain for now) i have a very nice
pension so i don't sponge of the state and even if i did iv'e paid into it for years, opps i do sponge i get my rates paid a bit which helps oh and
dla maybe i'm a sponger after all i'm sure someone will tell me soon enough.
Well any hoo my sickness..........for the well and abled out there i'm sure its a wonderful thing that you can all write back posts at the flip of a
key unlike myself who can't and are a bit slow some days. I had to learn all over again 5 years ago and i'm now catching up with my 51 years slowly
but surely (i'm at about 40 i think lol) somethings trigger a memory and bam away i go. I have to thank ATS'ers for that, yes all of you lot are
tiggering memories i have forgotten lol even you evil ones out there and you no who you are (i'm on my knees right now praying wink wink) and other
wee places i go into of course like fb as some old mates have found me but i joined ATS because after reading on the outside for a while i thought one
day i would like to write a post in someones thread and i didn't no how until my daughter set me up with a stupid user name like Ballymoney50 tut (i
wanted islandgir50) feck!!!!!! (can i say feck if i can't opps) I'm a christian mods i don't say the other one.
Well any hoo lol i really should stop that!! I sometimes get a lot of info back at times and my brain just goes on overdrive and i mean overdrive i
get that many memories i write them all down as i think i'm great now i remember stages of my life, though my writing could improve lol, any hoo tut,
sometimes after a memory (i just forgot how to spell that thank goodness i wrote it a minute ago lol) intake and getting back to what i see as normal
i get a forgetful stage and i'm not going to go into the stages of that one as its none of your business lol but if i was going to bake or something
all of the things would be sitting out until i come back again to remembering what i was going to do.
I stupidly started a thread some days ago and my daughter went and posted it thinking ya all knew me by now, she thought ATS was like fb and i knew
half of you all lol (like why would i tell you i was as thick as champ at times and for those that don't no what champ is its taddies butter scallions
chopped or as they say on the main land spring onions all mixed together with an egg thrown in if you like) but as it was i started WW3 yehar
on my little own some. I ended up having a few bad days, "of course you did, i right some are saying" but that's ok i don't mind but i'm back at being
old 40 at the minute and i remember things that happened 10 or 15 years ago a lot clearer than maybe i would at being 51. Oh and if anyone from my
Maggie thread is reading this i'll be writing a few things you might not like so bring in on as they say. It clears the cobwebs having a good debate
and i will be throwing in smiley faces when i can but at the moment i can't find where to put them. (i hear you thinking oh goody if there's no
smileys that means she's going to give us a proper posting lol)
I'm back today as a 40 year old feeling like a 51 year old (arthritis) so i'm remembering lots of things from the past that my dad used to come of
with and from the news. I am flippin glad i am because my posts on my thread are bloody awful (can i say bloody tut i just said it twice) i'm sure its
ok saying that if its about myself and not anyone else! My off days.........
i'm still ok its just my mind is else where and i can't for the
life of me remember stuff, i have to call my daughter at times as i forget how to get back to the page i was posting at yes even going up to that wee
arrow is like a doh for me when she shows me.
Well any hoo i'm back with you all for a while and i hope a good while because i have baking stuff that i put out a few days ago to make a fruit cake
that didn't get made though i did make a cream cake while i was on my days of lol.
Please people if my posts seem a bit childish at times remember we can't all be whiz kids like you some of us do have a wee disability at times that
hold us back but as one of my daughters says if you don't ask you won't get lol (daughter number 3 gave up a nursing career to care for me so everyone
give her a wee clap and i'll show her) Oh and sometimes i put things back to front in a sentence so read it backwards to forwards and you will get
what i'm on about it will make sense then lol.
Well my little rant is over and all i ask is for you all to take a bit of time with some folk and don't get me wrong you can be cheeky gits if you
like just don't expect a cheeky answer back from me for a while lol but when i do write in my age bracket don't think "flip where i'd your nice woman
go" i'm not saying feel sorry for me because i do enough of that myself at times just wait for me to get out of my hippy days to reply back in my own
and don't say "well when your in your hippy days can you not tell us" no i can't because when i am i feel i'm normal, i nearly thought (as
some already do here) when i came to from my little sleep in hospital and recovery that aliens had landed and gave us all these wonderful things like
phones that talk to you, computers that send pictures and letters you wright around the world in a flash, i wish my kids would have took a video of my
face when through a webcam i was able to talk to my cousin in Assie land i was like flipping wow lol. So much for the rant being over lol. It is now
Sorry if some of my sentences don't make sense just ask me questions and i'll give you the answer and please don't tell me that i should be meaner at
times as i can't or won't, you should have seen me years ago i was a right able in your face type but i still had my forgiving to easy side, just ask
my ex lol . Oh and now i talk to much lol i wonder if that's a side effect
i'm ready now so lets go.
I don't want any flags and i don't want any stars i just want you to read this please.
edit on 17-4-2013 by ballymoney50 because: ignorance is