Do you like cold kegs and spam ?

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posted on Apr, 12 2013 @ 11:27 AM
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Do you like cold kegs and Spam?

Of course I like cold kegs and Spam!
You know I love them SamIAm.
They are among my favorite treats
All filled with beer and fatty meats.

Would you eat them in a bar?
Would you eat them in your car?

I would drink them in a bar,
Even drink some in my car.
I will have them where I please
It's what I crave to fill my needs

Would you eat them on a train?
Would you eat them on a plane?

I would eat them on a plane
To ease my angst and numb my brain.
And gladly on a railroad track,
Just haul them out, I’ll knock them back.

Will you eat it from a dish?
Will you drink it like a fish?

I would eat it off a plate,
Pound down four or six or eight.
Though I am not sure that I should
All I know is it tastes good.

Can you eat them without care?
Can you be so unaware?

Of course I must, I am thinking
It’s not hard to justify drinking.
But I prefer to smile, not scowl.
I’m still here: no harm, no foul.

Yes I like Kegs and Spam
I'm a drunk that's all I am.




posted on Apr, 12 2013 @ 11:46 AM
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reply to post by rockymcgilicutty
 


Bravo! I am with you 100%! Very clever!



posted on Apr, 12 2013 @ 01:13 PM
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Just for you Rocky :





Kindest respects

Rodinus



posted on Apr, 12 2013 @ 02:02 PM
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reply to post by rockymcgilicutty
 


Oh I love it!!! Hahahahaha!



Thanks for sharing the giggles
hehe
Peace and love
-nat



posted on Apr, 12 2013 @ 02:52 PM
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reply to post by Rodinus
 


I knew that was coming.


Thought it would be Cody though.



posted on Apr, 12 2013 @ 02:53 PM
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reply to post by natalia
 


Edit me some beer in that post.

2nd



posted on Apr, 12 2013 @ 04:03 PM
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reply to post by rockymcgilicutty
 


Here ya go...


Hehe..or these

Or we can just bust out the shots..I mean it's FRIDAY!!!



enjoy

-nat



posted on Apr, 12 2013 @ 04:59 PM
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Give me a week or two and the grandkid will have this memorized.
Granny is getting bored with green eggs and ham!



posted on Apr, 12 2013 @ 05:12 PM
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Never had spam. But that sounds like a plan. Is it a cold ham? But after the beer i wouldn't give a dam.....Im with you rocky im in...let the party begin....



posted on Apr, 12 2013 @ 11:07 PM
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Originally posted by TheDoctor46
Never had spam. But that sounds like a plan. Is it a cold ham? But after the beer i wouldn't give a dam.....Im with you rocky im in...let the party begin....


Naaaa just cold horsemeat
Bwahahahahahahahaha

Kindest respects

Rodinus



posted on Apr, 12 2013 @ 11:23 PM
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reply to post by natalia
 


Beer lovers get more head.



posted on Apr, 12 2013 @ 11:26 PM
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reply to post by littled16
 


Yes I am..

2nd



posted on Apr, 13 2013 @ 09:59 AM
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Originally posted by rockymcgilicutty
reply to post by natalia
 


Beer lovers get more head.


Bwahahahahahahahaha!

Yes beer lovers indeed get more head... *wink*
hehehe
-nat
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posted on Apr, 14 2013 @ 11:29 AM
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If you are REALLY hungry, spam is actually pretty good.. There are a lot of different ways to cook it. But if you have to eat it for any more than a week you would get sick of it fast.





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