Do you like cold kegs and Spam?
Of course I like cold kegs and Spam!
You know I love them SamIAm.
They are among my favorite treats
All filled with beer and fatty meats.
Would you eat them in a bar?
Would you eat them in your car?
I would drink them in a bar,
Even drink some in my car.
I will have them where I please
It's what I crave to fill my needs
Would you eat them on a train?
Would you eat them on a plane?
I would eat them on a plane
To ease my angst and numb my brain.
And gladly on a railroad track,
Just haul them out, I’ll knock them back.
Will you eat it from a dish?
Will you drink it like a fish?
I would eat it off a plate,
Pound down four or six or eight.
Though I am not sure that I should
All I know is it tastes good.
Can you eat them without care?
Can you be so unaware?
Of course I must, I am thinking
It’s not hard to justify drinking.
But I prefer to smile, not scowl.
I’m still here: no harm, no foul.
Yes I like Kegs and Spam
I'm a drunk that's all I am.