Originally posted by caladonea
reply to post by CALGARIAN
For the members whose audio may not be working and/or who have a dial-up network; would you please write what those 10 things are; thanks!
From someone who has had dial-up for far too long and knows how much it sucks and hates being presented a youtube video without a synopsis, summary,
or text companion, here it is transcribed:
10: A 560m (1838ft) slogan is engraved into a North Korean hillside, reading “Long live General Kim Jong-un, the Shining Sun of North Korea!” Each
letter is 20 meters long (65ft.)
9: After his mother died, he ballooned to 90kg (200 pounds.) He now suffers from hypertension and diabetes.
8: It is uncertain whether he was born in 1983 or 1984. Either date would make him the world’s youngest Head of State.
7: He went to the International School of Bern, Switzerland, under the false name Pak Chol. He was once found with a bondage porn magazine during an
6: He is scared of barbers and now cuts his own hair. It has become an iconic hairstyle, known as the “Youth” or “Ambition” haircut.
5: He loves basketball, and played fiercely while at school. He would get in trouble for sketching Michael Jordon in classes.
4: His older brother was dismissed by Kim Jong-il as too girlish to lead. This was after he was spotted at an Eric Clapton concert with a girl.
3: Propaganda videos under his reign show the White House being destroyed & New York and Barack Obama in flames. The latest video outlines a plan to
take 150,000 US soldiers hostage.
2: He has apparently had plastic surgery. This was in an effort to create a closer resemblance to his grandfather, Kim Il-sung.
1: Named as ‘Sexiest Man Alive for 2012’ by comedy website The Onion. The North Korean media believed this to be true.
(I was feeling generous this morning
edit on 11-4-2013 by NarcolepticBuddha because: (no reason given)