My wife wanted a dishwasher.Now she complains that it gets in the way.

reply to post by Destinyone

Des, Life isn't about having deluxe things, or it shouldn't be at least.

reply to post by Theflyingweldsman


Yes, yes. In my many years of study, observation and interaction with the female kind I have noted this to be one of their more common tactics of asserting dominance and control over the male partner. It may come in a variety of forms, as DocHolidaze pointed out. Be alert and do not be surprised if you fall prey to it in the future. As of this correspondence, I have found no comfortable or satisfactory way to prevent or counteract this behavior. Hold fast to your manly spirit (never displaying it overtly) ...good luck.




*all tongue-in-cheek by the way

reply to post by Theflyingweldsman


You got a Deluxe Wife...why can't she have a deluxe dish washer.....

Des

I once bought a chair off a similar site, hubby picked it up and it didn't work or I didn't like it. I can't remember. I sold it again. No probs


P:S What sort of dishwasher? not sure I follow. I have 3 dishwashers in training ATM.

reply to post by DaTroof


Well, she never mentioned installing it.

That's a good point. Star for you.

reply to post by Theflyingweldsman
Don't sweat it sugar. She's probably just "riding the hormone super roller coaster".
This too shall pass as soon as she has to wash dishes after a big holiday meal- then she will absolutely LOVE it!

reply to post by Theflyingweldsman


This happens to a lot of people, soon she's wishing she had an abortion for the 'dishwasher'... and... oh, an actualy dishwasher. Well there's your problem.

They make dishwashers that aren't under the counter?

Could you please provide pics? I'm fascinated to see how this works.


On a side note, I think we just found the next big internet meme!
My wife wanted a ____________. Now she complains _______________.

reply to post by Destinyone


She likes you, Des.

reply to post by feelingconnected


My wife wanted a chair. Now she complains that it doesn't work.

reply to post by littled16

This too shall pass

That calls for a song!



George's Favorite.

reply to post by Ghost375

On a side note, I think we just found the next big internet meme! My wife wanted a ____________. Now she complains _______________.

I like this

reply to post by Theflyingweldsman
Love the video!
Reminds me of playing "Mousetrap" when we were kids!

Originally posted by Ghost375
reply to post by feelingconnected

 

My wife wanted a chair. Now she complains that it doesn't work.

She's probably right, you know this don't you ?

reply to post by Ghost375


My wife wanted tennis lessons, now she complains my balls are too fuzzy.

My parents used to have one, it rolls on wheels and it hooks directly to your water faucet.

here's one on amazon for like $400 USD

Portable Dishwasher

it appears they have a counter top dishwasher also for ~300$

Originally posted by DaTroof
reply to post by Ghost375

 

My wife wanted tennis lessons, now she complains my balls are too fuzzy.

One word....Manscape.....


Des

reply to post by Destinyone


I do, hon. I was just playing along with the meme.

Originally posted by DaTroof
reply to post by Ghost375

 

My wife wanted tennis lessons, now she complains my balls are too fuzzy.

you need to de- fuzz then !!

Eta : do we need a pic for that meme?

After almost 20 years together,almost 17 years married and this is my second wife.

It's not the dishwasher she really wanted,it was the hole in her life left there by you not filling it.

So,if you don't figure out what that hole is,you are damned if you do,damned if you don't.

And,no,it's not the hole you are thinking of,my dirty little mind.