posted on Apr, 10 2013 @ 12:50 PM
"Let me start by explaining what happened when we found the portal."
"Little lady you start any way you chose, just get to the point where you killed the sherriff of Kalamut County."
"We pulled our barge boat up from the Louisianan Bayou in the upper mid west region 7 to take homestead rights along Winnebago salt flats beach. It
took us 3 months to to make our way across the barren wastelands of the western side of region 7 as you can imagine the dangers and challenges we
"How did you manage to cross the great Missouri ocean in just a small barger with all of the alien camps set up along the way? Excuse me I meant to
say 'New worlders'"?
" To be honest, they allowed passage in trade for..."
"Trade for what darling, spit it out."
"Well, in trade for our... our compliance in their biological necessities."
"Damn it! You mean to say you traded your bodily fluids? Your eggs and your sons sperm?"
"yes, there was no other way."
"You realize that what you did was contribute to the 'Marshers' the mutant water species we have to round up and kill?" You realize some have even
found that they taste enough like sea bass that they not only kill them but also hunt them as a source of food?"
"Yes, we knew, we also knew that it was the only way to make it to what we had heard was a homestead, a safe zone."
(Lets out a long slow whistle) "I have to hand it to you lady, you are stone cold, to allow your own genetics to become either a hunted monster or
worse food. Were you aware that many of the hunters don't just kill them straight away but use them in some of the most foul ways a human can treat
another living being?"
"Well, not at first, by the time we discovered the truth behind everything we were halfway up the seaboard and had no other choice but to
"I would like to hear more about your adventure north and how you discovered the portal, but first I want you to give details of why you killed the
Sheriff in cold blood."
"As we exited the 7th regional portal, the sunlight was almost unbearable and as we squinted in the blinding early morning sun, having been captured
by the underworlders and left chained to the cave walls, there was a sort of temporal distortion and instead of seeing your Sheriff, he instead
appeared to us as a cross between Marsher and Underworlder."
"How on earth could you have ever mistaken our Sheriff for a cross breed freak?!"
"Like I said it was a temporal anomaly, something made us see him differently, and it was shortly after I shot him that my vision returned to normal
and I could see him as he truly was."
"This was when our men came up over the ridge and spotted you and your family next to the portal, standing over the Sheriff."
"That is right. You do believe me right?"
"What I believe and what the counsel of 12 decide are two different matters."
"Can I see my children now, please?"
"That will not be possible, they have already been submitted before the counsel, they are being tried as we speak. Now I suggest you straighten
yourself up in the bathroom over there and get ready to walk over to the counsel forum yourself."