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The Human race will be conquered soon by an Alien Satanic race

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posted on Apr, 9 2013 @ 08:32 AM
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Flacid because I am being cooked on an open fire by aliens.

Not flacid because my junk don't work.

If you still have a raging boner while your being cooked on an open flame you have more problems than just being cooked alive...LMAO
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posted on Apr, 9 2013 @ 08:34 AM
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I heard a pig grunting at the top of a big pine tree one day
I was confused as I saw it fly away, it wasn't that big. Upon researching it I found that there were pigs somewhere within a two mile radius. That is about the territory of a crow that learned to mimic a pig. I guess crows can mimic a lot of animals, and even humans. We aren't the only species that can act.
I looked for the owner of the pigs, and found them, hoping I might buy one in the fall but they were all spoken for.
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posted on Apr, 9 2013 @ 08:35 AM
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The Aliens have their version of Viagra, which they extract from the human brain pineal gland by inserting a syringe at the base of the skull. They then form a queue to the Queen Vampires chamber and mate with her. Of course she kills them after mating. Shes one sexy Queen Space Vampire.



posted on Apr, 9 2013 @ 08:38 AM
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Looking at your avatar, I agree a hot dog should be scared of being roasted over an open fire



posted on Apr, 9 2013 @ 08:39 AM
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I dunno adrenaline does things for some people



posted on Apr, 9 2013 @ 10:17 AM
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Originally posted by AthlonSavage
They travelled many light years from their planet Satan. The atmosphere in space ship is actually filled with a red liquid. Blood!.


So they're travelling to earth for the blood resources? That is all they'd need if they can travel the distance to get here. They've conquered space travel, power requirements, food stocks.. because the journey here would imply they have all they need to go explore.

Except blood. Which somehow fills their atmosphere, but without a plentiful supply.

They would not stop to trade. No need.
They would not come to make friends. They're satanists.
They would not be visiting. They're not plotting a course to the next M class planet for simplistic reasons.

They'd annihilate us in an instant, take what they need and be gone.

Actually, they sound like earthlings.

Are they, are they us?

Oo Is this a "Martian Chronicles" type of thing... we're the martians all along?



posted on Apr, 9 2013 @ 10:34 AM
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What if this were not, a hypothetical question ? Any way gotta run, my government's collapsing.



posted on Apr, 9 2013 @ 11:42 AM
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I can see the aliens having a conversation in their UFO.

Alien #1: "Hey Bob, can we go introduce ourselves to the humans yet?"

Alien #2: "Not today man, they still think we're demons. Maybe in another 100 years."



posted on Apr, 9 2013 @ 11:50 AM
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I hope they bring cookies. I like cookies.

I mean, just imagining if this were to pass, I can only hope for a quick death, and cookies.

Preferably chocolate chip.

With milk. Cold milk and chocolate chip cookies.

Maybe later, perhaps, pudding.



posted on Apr, 9 2013 @ 12:02 PM
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If they are aliens come to take over the earth, I really doubt that they have any sort of religion. They have advanced beyond the need for such mental crutches. Anyway, they won't worry about us, just wipe us off and put their own flag in the ground.
Now, I have to ask, exactly how do you know all of this, and who let you get behind on your medication?
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posted on Apr, 9 2013 @ 12:12 PM
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I believe that is what the Nephilim were all about. I think we have been there and done that so need to try to stay in the present reality.



posted on Apr, 9 2013 @ 01:00 PM
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maybe everyone on earth should just go ahead and convert to the religion of Satan. After all, if I was a satanist cannibal alien I would only want to eat christians. Satan might get mad at me for BBQing his other followers.

So with that in mind.....ALL PRAISE SATAN!!!!! HE IS MIGHTY!!!!!!



posted on Apr, 9 2013 @ 01:06 PM
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I would show them pictures of Hilary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi in a bathing suit.... they should retreat after that.



posted on Apr, 9 2013 @ 01:22 PM
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Originally posted by AthlonSavage
The human race will be conquered by an Alien Satanic race....
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HELLLLooooooo: you are more than 5000 years late with this story.



posted on Apr, 9 2013 @ 01:34 PM
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The human race will be conquered by an Alien Satanic race



How can an Alien be Satanic?

Satan being a biblical figure that has dominion over earth until Christs return.

Alien being alien to the Earth meaning not of/from Earth.

How does one combine Alien and satanic in a logical manner even if one was to take a philosophical/theological path of discussion over a scientific path?




What happens in the tables are turned on the human race and the conquering race are Aliens, who are religious worshippers of Satan.



The deception becomes clear, they are not Alien but from Earth if they worship Satan.



posted on Apr, 9 2013 @ 02:02 PM
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Originally posted by Chadwickus
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Any advanced race wouldn't worship Satan.

In fact, any advanced race would have left all types of religion behind a long time ago.


I think what is meant in this instance is that Satan is an alien race (Anunaki) that inspired the concept to man, rather than some religion of an advanced alien race. But what do I know.



posted on Apr, 9 2013 @ 02:03 PM
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One of the more entertaining threads of today,


Some posts are golden,

Hats of to

OP, Athlon, joking or not some brilliantly entertaining posts

Knowledgeisdesired, 1st post on page 3 had my guts hurting


OptimusSubPrime, well that's like opening Pandora's box during Armageddon and the after effects of showing such horror are unfathomable.



posted on Apr, 9 2013 @ 02:08 PM
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Satanic aliens?


This is almost as good as the movie I saw this weekend called, "Iron Sky" about Nazi's from the moon invading Earth in 2018.

Moon Nazi / Satanic aliens

Hm...Yeah, we could probably make a movie about Satanic aliens.



posted on Apr, 9 2013 @ 02:30 PM
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You lost me at Satan. Sorry.



posted on Apr, 9 2013 @ 03:09 PM
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Oh...there are beings that exist of whom you write; however they are not aliens from other planets...they are other humans right here on earth now.





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