posted on Apr, 6 2013 @ 05:40 AM
Wait, to make it easier for consumers?
How flamin' easy do people want it. Soon we'll be able to buy pre-chewed food, so mothers can buy the family dinner in the same aisle as they buy the
It's PRE CHEWED!!! How many more minutes can this shave off the working adults day. More minutes to tweet their favourite chunk of carrot.
First you had to hunt an animal. Slaughter it. Bleed it. Dismember it. Store it. But that got too hard.
Then you had to work to buy the pre-hunted animal. That cost too much.
Then you had to eat less nutrition and more preservatives in cheaper food. That made you fat.
Then your kids couldn't cook a chunk of non-descript meat without wasting it. Need to buy more.
Now your kids can't pronounce the meat they need to buy 10 chunks. They change the names.
Enjoy your fluffy giggle waffles and slices of warm happy moomoo.
Doesn't really matter anyway, most of the prime cuts you buy are just pieces of cheap meats glued together with a blood by product anyway and sold for
the highest price.
edit on 6-4-2013 by winofiend because: (no reason given)