posted on Nov, 10 2004 @ 12:05 AM
A man is new to the world of masturbation, and he doesn't know where he should do it. His wife is always home, and they don't have locks on any of
the doors except the front door. He asks a friend, Joey, and he told him to just pull his truck over to the side of the road and crawl under. If
somebody comes up, then just say that you're having car trouble and you've pretty much got it.
Well, on the way back from the grocery store the very next day, he pulls his truck over to the side of the road, crawls under, pulls his jeans down,
closes his eyes, and starts working away. Then about 15 minutes later a cop walks up and says to him "Are you having car trouble?" He replies
"Yeah, I just had some muffler problems, and I don't think I need any help. Thanks anyway." The cop chuckles to himself. "You might want to check
your brakes, too, because your truck is over in that ditch."
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