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But all of those products are small potatoes, nothing revolutionary. I am only listing them to prepare you for their truly revolutionary product. J&D's Food
And just when you hoped America's bacon fad was dying out, the company is also releasing Bacon Sunscreen.
Why? According to the release, "science has shown us that 10 out of 10 people prefer the smell of Bacon to coconut, which makes this the most anticipated new product of the summer."
now has introduced Bacon Condoms that claims to "make your meat look like meat."
As an added bonus, each condom is coated with its very own J&D’s baconlube.
From it press release: "Truly the new standard of animal protein themed prophylactics Bacon Condoms are proudly Made in America of the highest quality latex and rigorously tested to help ensure the utmost reliability and safety for when you’re makin’ Bacon."