This is so funny!

A mother, passing by her daughter's bedroom, was

astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then

she saw an envelope propped up prominently

on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom".







With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope

and read the Letter with trembling hands:















Dear Mom,







It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing

you. I had to Elope with my new boyfriend because



I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been



finding real passion with John and he is so nice



even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his



motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion mom,



I'm pregnant and John said that He will be very happy.



He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a



Stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to

have many more children with me and that's now one

of my dreams too.







John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt

anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading



it with his friends for all the coc aine and ecstasy



we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science



will find a cure for AIDS so John can get better;



he sure deserves it!!







Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 years old now and I know how

to take care of myself. Some day I'm sure we'll be back



to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.







Your daughter,



Judith







PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the

neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that



there are worse things in life than my report card that's in

my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is

safe for me to come home.

True Lies....

That was too good!!!

My Mother would not have made it all the way through the letter before either exploding or dropping dead on the spot!!!
----come to think of it,....neither would I!!

haha, that's fab, Truelies!
Good one.