Hoary ATS Cliches

reply to post by Hefficide


Can haz moon cheeze?

What about "questioning these events is disrespectful to the victims"?

I wonder what Phage has to say about this thread?

“remember 9/11……”

There's one:

Threads or posts from strict grammarians, spelling police or people with their superior noses in the air are almost always from some dwindling empire or another.

reply to post by Millions


My favorite are posts that take about 10 paragraphs of prefacing before the poster gets to his/her point. Them and ones with an obscure one-liner comment to summarize a dodgy 10-minute to hour-long video on some subject or another.

100 threads about the same thing in the firehose...

Threads created by copying and pasting something and then the infamous "Whaddya Think ATS?"

Without an opinion or personal prospective, even paraphrasing would be nice from the OP - sorry, I don't want to spend the next half hour watching that vid or reading that wall of text to see what the point is

I think about 90% of you are idiots anyway, it's the other 10% that I come here to hear from

Well played, Mayans...

Originally posted by Aliensun
There's one:

Threads or posts from strict grammarians, spelling police or people with their superior noses in the air are almost always from some dwindling empire or another.

By the way, that's "Grammartarian", if you don't mind. Wikipedia isn't always right, you know?

I hope you don't mean peeps from the U.K.

"we are at a boiling point"

I TOLD you so!

I Knew it was the tomato that did it!!

ATS link




I rest my case

Originally posted by winofiend

Originally posted by Jimjolnir
reply to post by Dispo

 

but tomato's are a fruit (really)

2nd

Biologically?

But have you ever investigated the veracity of the claim that whilst we may enjoy these fruit of misconception on our hamburgers, these evil doers of secret deeds are in fact carnivorous creatures, ensnaring unwitting insects in their sticky hairy snares?

Hmmm?

what about people wot say a lot of waffle to say so little... *looks at own nose*

Boo.
I am throwing digital tomatoes at you...sir.
Good day!

reply to post by Millions


Thee most abused word here is "You". When some people have no logical response to a logical argument, they turn to pointing out the flaws of the member. Why are YOU are so mean! YOU are pathetic. If YOU don't believe... then don't ruin it for everyone else. What made YOU such an authority???

reply to post by samerulesapply


Ay! I definitely have..
But the way we write shouldn't necessarily be judged, what we write should.
if you wanna sign of, sign of

Sincerely
your ATS brother from another mother
Jimbo-hum Mjolnir Hammer-Donkey
Signing off!
Too infinity, and beyooooooooond!!!!1

I don't always sign off, but when I do it's to urinate on peoples compact, portable power-distributors... and badly rip off a meme.

Peace

I cringe every time I read

"must be some kid living in mums basement, or living off parents"

as if a lack of owning your own home makes you a less intelligent person or you have not worked and bought a house so in the real world your opinion matters zilch

And yet these same critics are all for saying we are all part of the matrix everytime we become indebted/borrow work 5 days a week supporting the corrupt system

reply to post by Millions


In regards to #4, I'm surprised no one has enacted Godwin's Law on any thread.

Go mods!