Hoary ATS Cliches

"...according to the prophecy!"

Yeah, I've used that bon-mot myself.

Also:

"Subjective."

"BS"

"A Mayan elder has said..."

"A disturbing memo released from the kremlin today..."

Oh and whenever a MSM article covers a conspiracy related topic in a positive way, it's an outstanding piece of journalism and is unquestionably truthful, but when it covers a conspiracy topic in a negatives way it's NWO, TPTB, Iluminati propaganda and can't be trusted...

"you DO realize.....(something, something, you ignorant twat) , right?"


this has become very popular as of late, and is a sure sign of a brainless response.

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I agree ( though w/o using t__t in my ex.)

It reaction and emotion over reason and civil debate.....or facts for the matter.

similar thinking:
www.abovetopsecret.com...

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"You don't really believe in conspiracies, do you?"

"Something that big can't be kept a secret, someone would leak it!"

Now I don't know anything about the facts and the truth of it all but


SOMETHING IS FISHY ABOUT THIS.

*breaks own fingers to prevent going further*



Oh oh oh and one more thing.

People who complaina bout the 2'nd line thing while remaining ignorant that the 1 line rule only applies if you literally have NOTHING TO ADD. If you're asking a question pertinent to the topic, or adding information to the thread, it doesn't require "Derp, 2nd"

Stop using 2nd.. STOP IT..

A post that goes :

"I agree.

2nd line to make the first line not feel lonely."

IS just as likely to get a "Off topic post removed" warning as

"I agree."

alone is.

But this :

"the answer is 12."

doesn't need "2nd. to make the first line happier." because it adds to the topic.

Oh and people who space every single sentence.

And people who use.instead.of.spaces.

or people who like to use commas,,,between sentences,,,annoying as hell..

Not As Bad As People Who Capitalise Every Word.

Other than that, pretty much everything else really...

"This is a conspiracy forum. WHY are you even here if you don't believe in (insert conspiracy)."


^ as if this wins some sort of debate within the authors mind.

Can you FEEL it?

(2nd~ My favorite number of the alphabet is purple)

This just in... a friend of a friend of mine's mother's brother-in-law's ex roomate's old partner says....


(2nd~ when the green rabbit runs around the tree, only then you will know the secret of the rock)

and one more...

Hold on to your tinfoil hats people!

(2nd~ My dragon will eat your Jabberwocky!)

Originally posted by winofiend
"This is a conspiracy forum. WHY are you even here if you don't believe in (insert conspiracy)."


^ as if this wins some sort of debate within the authors mind.

LOL

Love that one.

I guess because familiarity...see it all the time.

Basically saying if you don't agree -- get off the site!

"The Beginning of the End"

"You're just a shill for ____________"

"The problem is BOTH political parties" (American)

"Get some knowledge / Get your facts straight / Get a clue "

"come back when you've learned something"

"Masonic / Zionist / Catholic "

"Constantine chose which books to put in the Bible"

"The Link between The Maya and Egyptians" (1700 years apart)

"UFO technology"

"Nostrodamus predicted...."

"The Fit will hit the Shan."

"any day now"

"can't hide it much longer"

"Zero point ____________" ( energy / kharma / weapon / field / computer / infinity / dimension )

"worm-hole" (not intended as an insult)

"bug out _______" (bag / bunker / in-place / weapon / vehicle / food / preps )

"missing time" (what you have after too long on the UFO board)


***EDIT TO ADD****

Indigo anything.

Indigo children. Indigo pets. Indigo point, indigo generation, indigo powers, indigo aura, indigo weapon, indigo connection, indigo....

...indigo freakin' montoya!

.

"Obama did _____!" I don't even read those anymore, and I never even liked him in the first place!

"I had this great revelation, but I can't give you any details because you couldn't handle it."

People who use the phrase .....

"You and your ilk ..... "

or

People using half English half Latin phrases .....

ex: "ad hominem attack"

or

People who sign every post with their screen name.

These folks have obviously been hanging around in internet forums way too long.

I mean really, who actually talks like that in real life?

effin douche bags

BREAKING: 3.2 EARTHQUAKE IN URUGUAY!

C'mon guys, you've all missed the obvious two....


"There's already a thread about this...."

and of course,

"Ever heard of the search function?"

(I mean c'mon, there was a thread about this four years ago that hasn't had a single post in three years, so why make a new one? We all already know _______ is _______ and _______ is _______. )

Bla Bla Bla, love peace and chicken grease. Bla Bla Bla unicorns farting love and fluffy bunnys in your mouth because love and stuff.

-Namaste

... or

"is that you Bernard?" and "2nd" are my least favorites. The first being the most tacky IMO.

or, "the Simpsons did it".

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Peeing rainbows and pooping butterflies?

Originally posted by kimish
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Peeing rainbows and pooping butterflies?

Namaste