Scope Bacon Mouthwash!!

Bacon Lovers can now have a cleaner and fresher mouth!

Scope Bacon Mouthwash Scope Bacon is the newest addition to our line of products. It tastes like bacon, while still killing 99.9% of bad breath germs. And, it keeps your breath minty fresh 5 times longer than brushing alone.

Does Scope Bacon make my breath smell like bacon?
No. Scope Bacon just tastes like bacon while you swish, but leaves your breath smelling minty fresh 5 times longer than brushing alone.

Is Scope Bacon a sufficient replacement for my breakfast?
No. Scope Bacon contains zero nutritional value and does not serve as an acceptable substitute for food.

Should I use Scope Bacon before or after breakfast?
We recommend using Scope Bacon after breakfast.

Does Scope Bacon contain real bacon?
No. No pigs are harmed during the making of Scope Bacon. The bacon taste you’ll find in Scope Bacon is a perfectly healthy synthetic flavoring

How is Scope Bacon made?
A synthetic bacon flavoring is infused in the unflavored mouthwash formula at a specific time in the manufacturing process.

Not sure if this is a hoax tho!

Link:Scope Bacon Flavoured Mouthwash!

As long as it didn't come from the river in Shanghai! (16,000 dead little oinkers and counting!)

Yummy though... I always wanted to kiss a pig when I go to bed, then again.. err... (shuts up) ..down this path of humor lay lonely nights and 50% divorce settlements. I'm gonna quit before I get too far behind.

This thread is approved by Heff - shilling bacon since 2008.

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I see your mouthwash and raise you Bacon Lube

2nd

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Better yet,
How about a toothpaste that tastes like your favorite alcoholic drink, without the buzz of course...the good part is that people will spend more time brushing for a change instead of just the 10 seconds they normally take....

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Wow... just wow.....

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What? just the taste and no buzz? rip off!

reply to post by luciddream


Hahaha! So glad I ran across this thread
Breath that sizzles huh? Hahaha! That's awesome! I don't know if I could do that though. I love bacon but swishing a bacon taste around doesn't sound too...well it kinda makes me gag thinking about it...I have a horrible gag reflex...ruh roh..
But hah! About the bacon lube..I have seen the bacon chapstick before..I didn't like it.

I just have a lil feeling this isn't a hoax.. I don't know though. I shall visit snopes.

Peace and love
-nat cat-

Hmmmm.... bacon.

Condoms and Coffins too?



There's always somebody willing to carry it to the nth degree and we should all thank our lucky stars for it!!