Because its actually the 2nd of April here, I thought it would be real along with many other threads today aarrr lol I'm leaving ats and coming back
tomorrow haha. Btw I've shared it on my FB because its quiet good even though April fools is over down here, a good joke is always a good joke
regardless of the day
Wish I still looked that good, No wonder why I was voted Homecoming King. My queen got so drunk she started swinging from the rafters and left me for
Sorry Jess, you were a great queen. But you deserve that for making me drive you over 70 miles to get you're corsage and then locking my keys in my
car causing us to be 4 hrs late. Then telling everyone it was my fault.
This is encouraging people to give away personal information...I can't help but wonder if whoever owns the site is selling it or whatever. It had a
drop down menu of my local schools. Seems like a dumb idea to give out any personal info to the interwebs everr.
I had hair then. I remember hair, how it lashed me in the face when I was sideways to the wind. O, hair, how I treasured thee -- your follicles
so light, your highlights borne by the sun, your weight so sublime and yet poofy as the past culture dictated, parted in the center, like a heart.
Screw you hair! You didn't want to stick around, so now I shave you off. Sucks to be you.
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