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Charles has six horses. I have zero horses. You voted for Obama. I have three horsey's!

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posted on Mar, 31 2013 @ 06:58 AM
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Hello I'm new, I couldn't think of a title, but hello seemed so purple turtle.

I've been rant free for 1 day now.
My interests include clouds, hammers, and things that leave black rubber marks on my clean tile floor.
If I could be any animal I would be Mogwai. Unless you google it.. then I'm that other thing.
I like short walks on the carpet, and sometimes if you are quiet and the sun catches the leaves of the palm just right, you will see a well lit palm tree.

and like the immortal words spoken by he that needs no introduction:

"Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all."

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posted on Mar, 31 2013 @ 07:06 AM
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You are super bonny.

That was a great title.


I didnt even read your whole op before I posted. I felt concerned about the lacj of flags and replies.

I think the op lives up to the title. Im sure.
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edit- spelling mistakes I dont mind. Typos are better.
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posted on Mar, 31 2013 @ 07:16 AM
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i like the cut of your gib there...
failte
thats irish for welcome
to your new addiction



posted on Mar, 31 2013 @ 07:18 AM
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Best intro ever.



posted on Mar, 31 2013 @ 10:40 PM
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Greetings. Glad you joined.

enjoy your stay

peace and love
~nat the restless cat~



posted on Mar, 31 2013 @ 10:45 PM
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Where are the horses being distributed? I'll have to burrow a pickup and a trailer but I've always wanted a horse of a different color.



posted on Mar, 31 2013 @ 10:51 PM
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You obviously got my attention.....I too have zero horses, mine died of old age......

You will fit in beautifully....



posted on Apr, 1 2013 @ 12:21 AM
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Originally posted by frayed1
You obviously got my attention.....I too have zero horses, mine died of old age......
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Is it that one in your avatar picture with an ass for a head? Looks like it's right legs have got gangrene!



posted on Apr, 1 2013 @ 12:26 AM
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Welcome. You'll fit right in here.



posted on Apr, 1 2013 @ 04:15 PM
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Originally posted by DaRAGE

Originally posted by frayed1
You obviously got my attention.....I too have zero horses, mine died of old age......
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Is it that one in your avatar picture with an ass for a head? Looks like it's right legs have got gangrene!


Ah, No.....it's one in my avatar with a rear for a rear.....but you have correctly? or incorrectly? identified the right legs as right legs....If you thought that was the head, those would be left legs.....And that is a shadow on the right legs, not gangrene.....

Op....OK, you move to the front of the class!

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posted on Apr, 1 2013 @ 04:52 PM
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Originally posted by frayed1

Originally posted by DaRAGE

Originally posted by frayed1
You obviously got my attention.....I too have zero horses, mine died of old age......
.


Is it that one in your avatar picture with an ass for a head? Looks like it's right legs have got gangrene!


Ah, No.....it's one in my avatar with a rear for a rear.....but you have correctly? or incorrectly? identified the right legs as right legs....If you thought that was the head, those would be left legs.....And that is a shadow on the right legs, not gangrene.....

Op....OK, you move to the front of the class!

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lol is that the front front or the front back of the class...



posted on Apr, 1 2013 @ 05:03 PM
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I Think I love you.



posted on Apr, 1 2013 @ 05:14 PM
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you havent figured out that the dems and the repubs are working on the same team?

those fools in the senate and congress dont all know it, and thats how they make it look like government isnt a complete song and dance.

obama has done everything bush has done on the 2.0, dude.

stop voting red and blue. they both work for the elite...not the people.

also- education, police, the roads you drive on, the military, nasa- all socialist programs.

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posted on Apr, 1 2013 @ 05:31 PM
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Originally posted by DEEP6
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you havent figured out that the dems and the repubs are working on the same team?

those fools in the senate and congress dont all know it, and thats how they make it look like government isnt a complete song and dance.

obama has done everything bush has done on the 2.0, dude.

stop voting red and blue. they both work for the elite...not the people.

also- education, police, the roads you drive on, the military, nasa- all socialist programs.

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ok.. actually I realize everyone is working on the same team in regards to world oppression..

actually I dont see how NASA and the military are socialist... i dont understand socialism completely.. but since the military and NASA both take and take and take and take and take and never give back... doesn't that mean they can't by definition be socialist organizations?
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posted on Apr, 1 2013 @ 05:45 PM
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No, no, no, no..... you got it all wrong! Charles had six horsies, you had no horsies. Government stepped in and now Charles has 12 horsies, but he stores 9 of them in the Cayman Islands, you still have no horsies at all - but you've been told that if you just give 30% of everything you manage to make, sans horsie, you'll absolutely be able to get one when the day comes when you are too sick or old to try and earn your own horsies anymore.

Meanwhile every politician in the country will spend a great deal of time and money to try and keep you from noticing that they've all got 27 horsies each. Those who do notice this and dare to mention it are quickly carted off to the magical land of gitmo... where there probably aren't any horsies - which is probably a blessing in disguise because waterboarding is intense enough without farm animals being tossed into the mix.

Great... apparently the word "horsie" suddenly turns me into a political genius. This is not going to go over well in group therapy next week...



posted on Apr, 1 2013 @ 06:10 PM
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Originally posted by Hefficide

No, no, no, no..... you got it all wrong! Charles had six horsies, you had no horsies. Government stepped in and now Charles has 12 horsies, but he stores 9 of them in the Cayman Islands, you still have no horsies at all - but you've been told that if you just give 30% of everything you manage to make, sans horsie, you'll absolutely be able to get one when the day comes when you are too sick or old to try and earn your own horsies anymore.

Meanwhile every politician in the country will spend a great deal of time and money to try and keep you from noticing that they've all got 27 horsies each. Those who do notice this and dare to mention it are quickly carted off to the magical land of gitmo... where there probably aren't any horsies - which is probably a blessing in disguise because waterboarding is intense enough without farm animals being tossed into the mix.

Great... apparently the word "horsie" suddenly turns me into a political genius. This is not going to go over well in group therapy next week...


I think some british guy just ate all the horseys...



posted on Apr, 1 2013 @ 06:11 PM
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Originally posted by Hefficide

No, no, no, no..... you got it all wrong! Charles had six horsies, you had no horsies. Government stepped in and now Charles has 12 horsies, but he stores 9 of them in the Cayman Islands, you still have no horsies at all - but you've been told that if you just give 30% of everything you manage to make, sans horsie, you'll absolutely be able to get one when the day comes when you are too sick or old to try and earn your own horsies anymore.

Meanwhile every politician in the country will spend a great deal of time and money to try and keep you from noticing that they've all got 27 horsies each. Those who do notice this and dare to mention it are quickly carted off to the magical land of gitmo... where there probably aren't any horsies - which is probably a blessing in disguise because waterboarding is intense enough without farm animals being tossed into the mix.

Great... apparently the word "horsie" suddenly turns me into a political genius. This is not going to go over well in group therapy next week...


I don't have any horses, as I am a goat and horses are my bosses, because they are bigger than me. MEH...at least I'm not a sheep...they can't ride horses.
BAHHH



posted on Apr, 1 2013 @ 06:54 PM
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You better count again....I only have two and you probably only have two while the other two went to pay for "cost" of the (horse) "redistribution" (tax
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posted on Apr, 1 2013 @ 07:06 PM
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"I like short walks on the carpet" lol! Thats funny right thur, I dun care whos ya'are. :-) welcome.


 
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posted on Apr, 1 2013 @ 07:27 PM
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Is this a cryptogram? Where is the cypher?

You must be THIS CRAZY to enter this site; or just be a nolifer.

Welcome purple horse - I am the walrus.

Gotta go now cause here comes Chuck Norris.

hahhahaahaha






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