I joined the Illuminati

After a long time debating whether or not it was an appropriate move for my family and I, I am happy to say that I have joined the Illuminati. With the current direction that the world is heading in, maybe it was self preservation pushing me towards this decision, maybe it's the fact that money 'makes the Earth spin". What I do know, is that I've worked too damn hard to be where I'm at. Much of my success can be attributed to my friends, family, and most of all... God.

Having said this, there's also a secret agenda behind my decision. Something to which I think may resonate with many of you. Through out my families history over the past 300 years, many notable individuals have came and gone with in their respective fields. Some of which made enough money to pass down through generations. Yet, there seems to be this recurring pattern of this wealth dwindling away every 50 or so years. Well, NO MORE!

My family is no longer going to worry about their retirements. Never once will any of them wonder about where their next meal is coming from. There will ALWAYS be a position available with in the networks I have created for any member of my family to earn a decent living. There being such a strong success and wealth generation history associated with my family, it's becoming counterproductive not to join the Illuminati. It's not about "if you can't beat them, join them", it's about recognizing history and knowing what it is to be human.

We all want you to be 'Illuminati', but unfortunately... it's not in the cards. To be honest, it's mostly due to many individuals not caring enough about their friends, families or themselves. Well, we do...

"It is easy to be accurate if you have the freedom to be complicated, and it is very easy to be simple if you have the freedom to shade the truth. What's hard is to be simple and very accurate, and that takes work to figure out what are the simple truths that are going to sustain your case."

The simple truth...

"Those who don't set goals in life end up being controlled by those who do."

Get it?

What's the first rule of a SECRET society? (hint: same rule from fight club)
Call me skeptical that you actually joined.

reply to post by retirednature


Congratulations on becoming a made man. Please feel free to keep us updated on your organisations plans, afterall we're one BIG happy family here at ATS. We promise not to tell anyone, because to be quite honest nobody believes a word anybody reads on here anyway.

Best of luck to you and your family, I'm sure you have worked very hard to achieve your goal!!

Yeah... Right.

Originally posted by PutAQuarterIn
What's the first rule of a SECRET society? (hint: same rule from fight club)
Call me skeptical that you actually joined.

edit on 25-3-2013 by PutAQuarterIn because: (no reason given)

There's no need for secrecy any more, "we're out of the closet" so to speak.

If you think we're so secretive, why has ATS for so many years been full of "Illuminati Symbolism in Media" threads?

Right...

reply to post by retirednature


I just checked. ANCESTRY.COM says we are distant relatives. When do I get my check...huh....

Des

reply to post by retirednature


So which one of your beloved did you sacrifice to gain entry?

How does it feel to sell your soul?
And what a BS line "those who don't set goals get controlled by those who do" Are u on some pure coke?
If you think this life is about providing for your family and being wealthy you are missing the whole point.
Good luck with your new "family" maybe you get sacrificed or something if your lucky

reply to post by retirednature
Can you please be more specific??? Which club did you join??? Illuminate is just an overall term...

Originally posted by Cobaltic1978
reply to post by retirednature

 

Congratulations on becoming a made man. Please feel free to keep us updated on your organisations plans, afterall we're one BIG happy family here at ATS. We promise not to tell anyone, because to be quite honest nobody believes a word anybody reads on here anyway.

Best of luck to you and your family, I'm sure you have worked very hard to achieve your goal!!

edit on 25/3/13 by Cobaltic1978 because: (no reason given)

Well, I guess you could start paying attention to Africa if you want to make money. Private property in Africa will become the next most valuable thing. But you're never going to get a foot in the door if you don't set up business.

Oh no, please tell EVERYONE! Healthy competition is what keeps the wheels moving my friend.

reply to post by retirednature


One does not join the Illuminati....this is a joke right? Perhaps some sort of confirmation....evidence of any sort?

Congratulations! Now may I sell you the Big Ben?

Originally posted by retirednature

Originally posted by PutAQuarterIn
What's the first rule of a SECRET society? (hint: same rule from fight club)
Call me skeptical that you actually joined.

edit on 25-3-2013 by PutAQuarterIn because: (no reason given)

There's no need for secrecy any more, "we're out of the closet" so to speak.

If you think we're so secretive, why has ATS for so many years been full of "Illuminati Symbolism in Media" threads?

Right...

Then why do the elite still publically deny it's existence? Many people believe in it, but no one who's allegedly involved has ever said "Oh yeah it's real, I totally joined it"

Originally posted by shells4u
reply to post by retirednature

 

Can you please be more specific??? Which club did you join??? Illuminate is just an overall term...

It's going to sound like fiction, but it's actually called "The Club Of Rome" lol!

I thought it was a little corny, that's when I realized the true potential of it. Accompany The Club of Rome with Agenda 21 and the world would be right with in 30 years. We'd like to think that the UN was in our pocket, but they've gone kinda rouge if you ask me.

There's a lot that is compartmentalized, so it's not like I know everything. Although I can assure you that those who focus on prosperity and sustainability of our planet will undoubtedly be amongst the wealthiest in the world. It's really that simple.

reply to post by retirednature
? Joined?? um. I suspect you don't know what your talking about. Which sect? And I was under the impression one could not just join. In fact i'm almost 100% certain it doesn't work that way.

Plus most people don't even mean "Illuminati" when they say the phrase. They use it to epitomize various other thoughts and groups.

And that doesn't even begin to mention the origins of the phrase Illuminati. (E.G when people think of the Illuminati they think of the most closed minded Un-Illuminated individuals in our society)

So no...... No you didn't

Originally posted by PutAQuarterIn

Originally posted by retirednature

Originally posted by PutAQuarterIn
What's the first rule of a SECRET society? (hint: same rule from fight club)
Call me skeptical that you actually joined.

edit on 25-3-2013 by PutAQuarterIn because: (no reason given)

There's no need for secrecy any more, "we're out of the closet" so to speak.

If you think we're so secretive, why has ATS for so many years been full of "Illuminati Symbolism in Media" threads?

Right...

Then why do the elite still publically deny it's existence? Many people believe in it, but no one who's allegedly involved has ever said "Oh yeah it's real, I totally joined it"

Would you ever want to subject yourself to the ridicule and ridiculous charges against you. Over things you truly don't have control over and because you want to change things, you are then blamed for every unfortunate event. Look, the world was heating up for a bit, malleable, now we build houses on the rock. Get it?

reply to post by retirednature


Sam's Club is not the Illuminati, even though they gave you a card and a "special" feeling.

But seriously, I do not believe your claim, nor will many here. If you had joined the Illuminati, what possible reason could you have for posting it on ATS? Exactly, none.

And telling secrets is frowned upon, so by posting this you would be risking a great deal... for what? Exactly, nothing.

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How much did you have to pay to join. I hear Dr. Greer, for a fee of course, can hook you up with a trip on a UFO....

I'd rather go for the space ship ride.....

Des

Originally posted by retirednature
Over things you truly don't have control over and because you want to change things, you are then blamed for every unfortunate event.

Omg, Wow. That sentence if it was ever spoken by a Rothschild or Rockefeller. Would be the most insane thing I have ever heard.

Nono. Elite groups being pedophiles and satanists is there problem. And the insanity aspect.
Edit: And being unwilling to realize some members of their families and groups ARE, even if some of them are not. That delusional mentality... Unacceptable!

To act like they just tried to help. HAHAHA.... They can F##K right off with that mentality.