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Michael Gmoser, prosecuting attorney of Butler County, Ohio, seems to be both cold and bored. Hence the indictment he filed to sentence everyone's favorite weather-predicting rodent to death, according to the Washington Post:
On or about February 02, 2013, at Gobbler's Knob, Punxsutawney Phil did purposely, and with prior calculation and design, cause the people to believe that Spring would come early.
SPECIFICATION: The people further find and specify that due to the aggravating circumstances and misrepresentation to the people that the death penalty be implemented to the defendant, Punxsutawney Phil.
Originally posted by sdcigarpig
You mean I can not ask that Santa Claus be brought in on a whole range of criminal charges?
Originally posted by F4guy
reply to post by CIAGypsy
Phil is an 8 year old groundhog and, therefore, can not be tried as an adult. So the worst that can happen to him is groundhog reform school. And I want to know where they will find tiny little handcuffs.
Originally posted by grumpydaysleeper
I hope they throw the book at him (j/k)
It is cold in Texas
Where is Spring?
Originally posted by CIAGypsy
It snowed last night.... WTF?