posted on Mar, 23 2013 @ 08:39 PM
Originally posted by pinobot
Who's to say they jumped to the future? Maybe they come from a negative dimension and that's why there's Rh- .
Let me show you the real wizard of oz, he went by the name Jesus Han Christ, why Han? because han solo, that's why.
Well this Jesus guy had to finish god's work ( adam and eve) since he presumably got caught by the time fuzz, had to teach them to make more negative
blood babies and of course put negative blood specimens in high places throughout human history to ensure their safety. Well...the previous project
which involved rh+ blood monkey/humans aka 95% of humans on earth, starting looking a little sexy to eve and adam.
Bada bing bada boom, DAMMIT they just messed with the fruits of my labor!
Eve took a bite from the forbidden fruits ( of someone's labors)
Shared with Adam
They both got kicked out.
Basically they sexed up some sexy brunettes against the will of lead researcher AKA god, the rule maker,
"got in a one night stand and my god got pissed, said you're livin in the desert and stop showing your tits!" saw the lord and said yo holmes this
god is rare! just kidding....ah how I amuse myself.
I could go on and on and on how the three researchers, J , M and D have influenced everything throughout history and have led us to our current
Ever heard of that mormon guy joseph smith? and ever heard of the emerald tablets of thoth......I bet 5 bucks they were ipads...
Water into wine? Mio drink additive, can't con a conman but I give the true wizards of oz my respect.