The news has leaked! The great experiment has come to fruition!
All of the conspiracies we have been focusing on are now being exposed!
Of course we knew there were conspiracies out there but we didn't realize that each and every one of them were tied together!! We should have clued in
when the six degrees of separation was introduced but somehow it eluded us. We spent so much time tying things back to Kevin Bacon that we didn't
realize it was ACTUAL Bacon that held the secret!
We've all felt it, our unexplainable affinity to bacon, our love of Chuck Norris, the Mayan calendar, all the End Times predictions, exploration of
Mars, UFOs, the NWO, hopes for World Peace, all the wars, the saving of our guns! It's all coming together!!
When I saw the buzz this morning about Chuck Norris "shaving" his beard, it all fell into place! The NWO has issued it's ultimate weapon, the goal is
nothing less than the battle for our very existance!
It took some time to put it together, but here, on the precipice of our demise, we see the emergence of our only hope. Tomorrow may never come, but if
it does, it will be due to the success of the greatest endeavor ever undertaken by mankind!!
Chuck Norris didn't shave his beard, it was merely transferred to our greatest hope for survival!
Fry on Bacon Man and SAVE US ALLLLLL!!!!
I don't know all the details or all the ties that bind, but with the help of ATS, I'm sure we can tie them all together now!!
...within six degrees of separation of course
Come on guys, where are the ties that bind. I know we can put it together. What are your theories on the connections?
edit on 20-3-2013 by kthxbai because: (no reason given)