posted on Mar, 20 2013 @ 12:37 AM
Top 10 List of things to do with Chuck Norris's Beard Trimmings
10. Plug the hole in Fukushima
9. Divert the lava flow from Mt. Etna
8. Extinguish the Sun.
7. Etch diamonds
6. Use it to power FTL space rockets.
5. Re-charge light sabres.
4. Clone more Chuck Norris's for the ultimate Army.
3. Create world peace. (Yeah, I'm not too sure on that one either)
2. Seed barren planets.
1. Absolutely Nothing! Just TRY making his beard trimmings do something they don't want to do!