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No the beard shaved off his Chuck Norris

Possibly, the most important thread on ATS, at the moment!

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Forget the beard. Chuck has moobs!!!

I'm pretty sure his beard was like Samson's hair. It was the source of his power.
ETA:^^Zarniwoop^^, best Avatar/post combo ever

Originally posted by PutAQuarterIn
I'm pretty sure his beard was like Samson's hair. It was the source of his power.
ETA:^^Zarniwoop^^, best Avatar/post combo ever

edit on 20-3-2013 by PutAQuarterIn because: (no reason given)

Agreed, that was a work of art, very well done!

Top 10 List of things to do with Chuck Norris's Beard Trimmings

10. Plug the hole in Fukushima
9. Divert the lava flow from Mt. Etna
8. Extinguish the Sun.
7. Etch diamonds
6. Use it to power FTL space rockets.
5. Re-charge light sabres.
4. Clone more Chuck Norris's for the ultimate Army.
3. Create world peace. (Yeah, I'm not too sure on that one either)
2. Seed barren planets.
1. Absolutely Nothing! Just TRY making his beard trimmings do something they don't want to do!

if tim allen and raquel welsh had a baby it would like chuck. i feel bad for him , my ole lady made me shave mine off , and the next 3 months sucked . i forgot how ugly i was.

He still in fact has a beard he just used his powers to make it invisible.

No, it's just a hoax.

He is the first person on the planet to turn his beard invisible.

ETA - With Chuck Norris powers, he already had another poster post my response (basically).

....We finally have real proof of the end of days. .........

Somebody was right about the intergalactic cloud we are entering into.

It has changed our dna and Chuck Norris could not fight against it.

We will all be monkeys soon,stock up on bananas now!!!

OMG its really happening..

First the pope, now this..