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posted on Mar, 19 2013 @ 09:18 PM
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It came so quick I didn't have time to type anything.




edit on 3/19/13 by FortAnthem because: Gimme a second, I'll get my real thread up and running




posted on Mar, 19 2013 @ 09:25 PM
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The final sign of the apocalypse is here, there's no doubt anymore, if this doesn't herald the end of the world, nothing will.



Don't recognize that guy? He's the most powerful being in the universe but, now he just looks like some old dude with saggy moobs.


A Requiem for Chuck Norris’s Beard

Indeed, over the course of his butt-kicking career, Norris has kept his enemies close, but his beard closer. It was there to help defeat Joe Piscopo in "Sidekicks." It stood strong while Norris knocked over numerous trouble-makers in "Walker, Texas Ranger." And, most recently, the beard gave a stirring performance in "Expendables 2" opposite Stallone’s muscles, Willis’s smirk, and Van Damme’s hairline.

But now the beard is gone. It has left the dojo. But something tells us it will be back. Like a dyed-blonde panther it waits, ready to reappear when we least expect it.

Yahoo news

Without his super kick-ass beard will Chuck lose his mojo? Is he gonna end up like Sampson after he chopped off his hair?

The end is near folks, all the signs are lining up.



posted on Mar, 19 2013 @ 09:37 PM
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This is clearly some genius plan of his to fool the world's evil into thinking that he has been defeated.



posted on Mar, 19 2013 @ 09:44 PM
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He need to start using that Total Gym


Who will replace Chuck Norris in Chuck Norris jokes?

People answer to god. God answers to Chuck Norris.



posted on Mar, 19 2013 @ 09:47 PM
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Here are two facts about Chuck Norris that many do not know.

1. Chuck Norris is immortal. His body will die only to be reborn again.

2. Chuck Norris can grow a beard on will.



posted on Mar, 19 2013 @ 09:47 PM
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Originally posted by Isittruee
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He need to start using that Total Gym


Who will replace Chuck Norris in Chuck Norris jokes?

People answer to god. God answers to Chuck Norris.


Tin Tebow had replaced him for a while, but I guess that has come and gone... I guess the search for the new Chuck Norris begins.



posted on Mar, 20 2013 @ 09:49 AM
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Comet Ison is heading towards the Sun



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