The APOCOLYPSE is here!

It came so quick I didn't have time to type anything.

The final sign of the apocalypse is here, there's no doubt anymore, if this doesn't herald the end of the world, nothing will.



Don't recognize that guy? He's the most powerful being in the universe but, now he just looks like some old dude with saggy moobs.

A Requiem for Chuck Norris’s Beard

Indeed, over the course of his butt-kicking career, Norris has kept his enemies close, but his beard closer. It was there to help defeat Joe Piscopo in "Sidekicks." It stood strong while Norris knocked over numerous trouble-makers in "Walker, Texas Ranger." And, most recently, the beard gave a stirring performance in "Expendables 2" opposite Stallone’s muscles, Willis’s smirk, and Van Damme’s hairline.

But now the beard is gone. It has left the dojo. But something tells us it will be back. Like a dyed-blonde panther it waits, ready to reappear when we least expect it.

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Without his super kick-ass beard will Chuck lose his mojo? Is he gonna end up like Sampson after he chopped off his hair?

The end is near folks, all the signs are lining up.

reply to post by FortAnthem


This is clearly some genius plan of his to fool the world's evil into thinking that he has been defeated.

reply to post by FortAnthem


He need to start using that Total Gym

Who will replace Chuck Norris in Chuck Norris jokes?

People answer to god. God answers to Chuck Norris.

Here are two facts about Chuck Norris that many do not know.

1. Chuck Norris is immortal. His body will die only to be reborn again.

2. Chuck Norris can grow a beard on will.

Originally posted by Isittruee
reply to post by FortAnthem

 

He need to start using that Total Gym

Who will replace Chuck Norris in Chuck Norris jokes?

People answer to god. God answers to Chuck Norris.

Tin Tebow had replaced him for a while, but I guess that has come and gone... I guess the search for the new Chuck Norris begins.

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