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A Requiem for Chuck Norris’s Beard
Indeed, over the course of his butt-kicking career, Norris has kept his enemies close, but his beard closer. It was there to help defeat Joe Piscopo in "Sidekicks." It stood strong while Norris knocked over numerous trouble-makers in "Walker, Texas Ranger." And, most recently, the beard gave a stirring performance in "Expendables 2" opposite Stallone’s muscles, Willis’s smirk, and Van Damme’s hairline.
But now the beard is gone. It has left the dojo. But something tells us it will be back. Like a dyed-blonde panther it waits, ready to reappear when we least expect it.
Originally posted by Isittruee
reply to post by FortAnthem
He need to start using that Total Gym
Who will replace Chuck Norris in Chuck Norris jokes?
People answer to god. God answers to Chuck Norris.