posted on Mar, 19 2013 @ 09:25 PM
The final sign of the apocalypse is here, there's no doubt anymore, if this doesn't herald the end of the world, nothing will.
Don't recognize that guy? He's the most powerful being in the universe but, now he just looks like some old dude with saggy moobs.
A Requiem for Chuck Norris’s Beard
Indeed, over the course of his butt-kicking career, Norris has kept his enemies close, but his beard closer. It was there to help defeat Joe Piscopo
in "Sidekicks." It stood strong while Norris knocked over numerous trouble-makers in "Walker, Texas Ranger." And, most recently, the beard gave a
stirring performance in "Expendables 2" opposite Stallone’s muscles, Willis’s smirk, and Van Damme’s hairline.
But now the beard is gone. It has left the dojo. But something tells us it will be back. Like a dyed-blonde panther it waits, ready to reappear when
we least expect it.
Without his super kick-ass beard
will Chuck lose his mojo? Is he gonna end up like
Sampson after he chopped off his hair?
The end is near folks, all the signs are lining up.