posted on Nov, 1 2004 @ 05:06 PM
Well AntiPolitrix I thought that was quite stupid really. So I thought I'll do one on Bush
Name: George Bush
Residence: White house until Jan, where I shall move back to Texas.
Experience- Education where I reform education with No child left behind, however since I decided to invade Iraq for WMDS I didn't fund No child left
behind. Where I then spent 200 billion dollars to topple Saddam and discover there weren't any WMDS or any links to Al-Qaeda. Before that I led a
impressive grand colation where we cornered Bin Laden, but I then outsource the job, which I like to do, to Afghan Warlords who were fighting each
other a week earlier. My experience goes on, but those are some examples on how conservative I am: I cut taxes to the rich, which allowed the health
premiums to go through the roof! Didn't fund the no child left behind, those kids can learn off 30 year old text books, I should know i used them.
And I just enjoy starting fights with no plan to bring the peace. Oh I didnt serve in Vietnam my daddy got me in the National Guard where I barely
showed up for that!
College: I attended Yale University, my daddy got me in through some generous donations, where I was a C average student, unlike my challenge John
Kerry who was one of the elite students. Oh I didnt go to Vietnam my daddy got me in the National Guard!
Military: Did I mention where my daddy got me in the national guard instead of going to Vietnam unlike my challenger John F. Kerry, who was wounded
and recieved 3 purple stars, and even has a piece of metal still stuck in his leg. Of course I could have gone to Vietnam, but I wanted to be
Past Experience: After college and ummm Texas, I help run a failed campaign for politician. Where I than decide to own the Texas Rangers for awhile,
oh than I did become a Governor of Texas. After that I bought the 2000 election, allowed the bloodiest terrorist attack on my watch, and than took us
to war with a country who didn't even attack us. Oh did i mention my daddy got me into the national guard.
Accomplishments: Where to begin, I turned a surplus in a deficient. Umm I lost jobs, and I outsorced them to other countries, and I let Bin Laden
go. Those are just some of my accomplishments, I'll let ya see the rest later. Oh I didn't show up for part of my national guard service, no
Record and References: Bin laden wants me he says im his poster boy for new recruitments. Umm Big Oil, Halliburen. Unlike my challenger who has my
daddys formal military generals wanting him in. And dont let me start on those pesky teachers who support Kerry, or some businesses who support him.
Oh my daddys supports me, he supported me when I join the National Guard instead of serving in Vietnam unlike my challenger who did.
Personal: I pray a lot, and based my decisions on my prayers most of the time. I know they say keep church and state separate but screw them. Umm I
use to be a big drinker, ummm when I get bored I give more tax breaks to the rich and I help oil companies out. Screw the environment, oh did I
mention my daddy got me into the National Guard where I didn't show up for some of the service so I wouldn't have to go fight along side with my
challenger John Kerry!