You know you're in for a bad day when ........

Hi guys

Thought we might have some fun with this.................

For me it's when I don't wake up before my alarm

Go to boil the kettle and there is no water in the purifier

Carefully take my mug out of last nights washing up and the pile collapses

Go to wash and brush my teeth, then realize I've put my boxers on inside out and back to front, bang head on sink whilst rectifying aforementioned fault, only to see my socks don't match.

And then realize I can't finish the post I was typing because I lost track of time.

For this little fellow it was a sprinkler in a garden..................................................

Sometimes I know exactly how he feels

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........ When you show up for work, and 60 minutes is waiting outside your office.

When you sit down for breakfast and call your wife/ girlfriend, the wrong name.

Originally posted by rockymcgilicutty
When you sit down for breakfast and call your wife/ girlfriend, the wrong name.

Bad day for sure

Originally posted by rockymcgilicutty
When you sit down for breakfast and call your wife/ girlfriend, the wrong name.

Oh man don't go there
Last time that happened I spent all day stressed about coming home
And guess what ?
I was right to stress
I sat down with a nice relaxing scotch and coke
Thought phew got away with that
And then got both barrels reloaded several times.
Thankfully the (checks behind for the wife) present Mrs C is more understanding.

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Good days vs bad days all depend upon how you choose to caption them.

Originally posted by rockymcgilicutty
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........ When you show up for work, and 60 minutes is waiting outside your office.

Or when you go to your new girlfriends house, and Chris Matthews says,"have a seat"!

reply to post by rockymcgilicutty


I did that a few times. She hated being called DAVE!

Or, you wake up excited about greeting your brand new puppy!
Only to realize he/she has already greeted you and your foot is in it.

Sorry folks I had to post this even if it didn't happen to me. BTW the guy gets out of the car and look's OK.

You realize it's only Monday~

you drop /spill your breakfast or first coffee in an epic explosion of matter and space.....

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Nobody like a smart a$$ Heff

You do have a point though

reply to post by cody599


That's why I try to stick to. two phrases Honey, and yes dear.

Originally posted by TheDoctor46
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I did that a few times. She hated being called DAVE!

I'm starting to worry about you Doc

We need to meet up for beer sometime

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Dave Lynn????

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Haha i couldn't help it!. Im always up for a beer, When the opportunity arises

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Next time I'm north I'll u2u you

when you grab everthing but ur papers before you leave and go to roll one and cant!
when you get too drunk the night before and wake up an hr late, get to work and its your day off, and you still look trashed

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Did we work together.
It's kinda hard to remember the night before