11 crazy Bigfoot conspiracy theories

I saw this and thought "par for the course!!"

1. A DNA test proved that Bigfoot is a part-human hybrid...and deserves U.S. citizenship!
2. The government secretly removed burnt Sasquatch corpses from Mount St. Helens after the 1980 eruption.
3. Bigfoot is really a caveman.
4. Bigfoot is really an alien.
5. Bigfoot is really a giant ground sloth.
6. Sasquatches occasionally sodomize domestic cows. (Note - my personal favorite! )
7. Sasquatches appear in the Bible.
8. 10 percent of Sasquatches might be gay.
9. Sasquatches bury their dead.
10. The government captured a live Sasquatch in 1999.
11. Bigfoot calls have been documented and can be easily mimicked.

For full story with "supporting explanations" - theweek.com...

reply to post by CIAGypsy


I support gay Sasquatch marriage and demand our government reform immigration to give Bigfoot his rights! He's only here looking for a better life and doing the jobs the rest of the forest animals don't want to do.

Originally posted by GreenGlassDoor
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I support gay Sasquatch marriage and demand our government reform immigration to give Bigfoot his rights! He's only here looking for a better life and doing the jobs the rest of the forest animals don't want to do.

I think you are my new hero!!!

Originally posted by CIAGypsy

6. Sasquatches occasionally sodomize domestic cows. (Note - my personal favorite!

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For full story with "supporting explanations" - theweek.com...

I read this article earlier today, and I have to say if I ever do see a Bigfoot, I REALLY want it to be while he is "sodomizing a cow."

I promise to make sure I have the "video or it didn't happen" folks wishing I didn't have the video.

Originally posted by GreenGlassDoor
reply to post by CIAGypsy

 

I support gay Sasquatch marriage and demand our government reform immigration to give Bigfoot his rights! He's only here looking for a better life and doing the jobs the rest of the forest animals don't want to do.

i total proof this subjection. Sasquatches are people too. LMAO.

i used to work with a guy that could pass for a caveman or a Squatch

bloody knuckle dragger with long yellow nails hairy as all heck and almost 7 feet tall

Truth about big foot, they are all illegal ailens they don't have work visas, they sneek around our contry and scare little kids.

Some one needs to send out INS to all these sightings and get them bigfoots on Obama Care and Welfare.

I like the fact Bigfoot is undiscovered. Mabey he is a figment of imagination or mabey he isnt that doesnt concern me much, what i really enjoy about the Bigfoot legend is the mystery. Life without mystery would be quite dull. If Big foot really is out there and wants to stay hidden then let him remain hidden, after all who has he hurt?

Actually #1 is true.

According to the US naturalization act, any human found in its territory who is not claimed and who's guardians cannot be located, automatically becomes a US citizen. It says nothing about the % of human you have to be.

Bigfoot, if human DNA is found, would have all the constitutional protection that we all enjoy.

Should have added child...not just any human.

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Imagine the embarrassment on the Bigfoots face! No wonder the poor guys don't like being videoed.
Some body needs to inform SPCA on the cows behalf