posted on Mar, 13 2013 @ 09:24 PM
I saw this and thought "par for the course!!"
1. A DNA test proved that Bigfoot is a part-human hybrid...and deserves U.S. citizenship!
2. The government secretly removed burnt Sasquatch corpses from Mount St. Helens after the 1980 eruption.
3. Bigfoot is really a caveman.
4. Bigfoot is really an alien.
5. Bigfoot is really a giant ground sloth.
6. Sasquatches occasionally sodomize domestic cows. (Note - my personal favorite!
7. Sasquatches appear in the Bible.
8. 10 percent of Sasquatches might be gay.
9. Sasquatches bury their dead.
10. The government captured a live Sasquatch in 1999.
11. Bigfoot calls have been documented and can be easily mimicked.
For full story with "supporting explanations" - theweek.com...