posted on Mar, 13 2013 @ 01:36 PM
Im sure my nomination for pope.... Father Guido Sarducci... is not Papa... but Im happy for you all anyway!
To be made a saint in-a the catholic church, you have to have-a four miracles. That's-a the rules, you know. It's-a always been that-a. Four
miracles, and-a to prove it. Well, this-a Mother Seton-now they could only prove-a three miracles. But the Pope-he just waved the fourth one. He just
waved it! And do you know why? It's-a because she was American. It's all-a politics. We got-a some Italian-a people, they got-a forty, fifty, sixty
miracles to their name. They can't-a get in just cause they say there's already too many Italian saints, and this woman comes along with-a three
lousy miracles. I understand that-a two of them was-a card tricks.