posted on Nov, 1 2004 @ 08:53 AM
the greatest modern philosopher: I wonder what he would say if he were about today, well heres what he said about life before 1994, not much changed
has it: I have left the language intact please dont be upset bill would have wanted it this way...
Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your goverment is in control. Here, here's
American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up, go back to bed America, here is American Gladiators, here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary
retards bang their #ing skulls together and congratulate you on the living in the land of freedom. Here you go America - you are free to do what well
tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!
I'm so sick of arming the world, then sending troops over to destroy the #ing arms, you know what I mean? We keep arming these little countries, then
we go and blow the # out of them. We're like the bullies of the world, y'know. We're like Jack Palance in the movie Shane, throwing the pistol at
the shepherder's feet.
"Pick it up."
"I don't wanna pick it up, Mister, you'll shoot me."
"Pick up the gun."
"Mister, I don't want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know
what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble, Mister."
"Pick up the gun."
(He picks it up. Three shots ring out.)
"You all saw him - he had a gun."
People say "Iraq had the fourth largest army in the world". Yeah, maybe, but you know what, after the first 3 largest armies, there's a REAL big
#ing drop-off. The Hare Krishnas are the 5th largest army in the world, and they've already got all our airports
Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of Satan by the very
fact that it makes you question a belief. It's a very interesting defense mechanism and the only way to get by it -- and believe me, I was raised
Southern Baptist -- is to take massive amounts of mushrooms, sit in a field, and just go, "Show me."
My final point about alchohol, about drugs, about Pornography...What business is it of your's what I do, read, buy, see or take into my body as long
as I don't harm another human being whilst on this planet? And for those of you having a little moral dilemna on how to answer this, I'll answer for
you. NONE OF YOUR #ING BUSINESS Take that to the bank, cash it and take it on a vacation outta my #ing life. And stop bringing shotguns to UFO
sightings, they might be here to pick me up and take me with 'em.
- Bill Hicks
The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And
the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a
while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question, is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have
remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey - don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride... And we... kill those