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The Evolutionary Apex of Culinary Excellence, Now with Bacon!

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posted on Mar, 10 2013 @ 02:43 PM
I had been plotting this great adventure for a few days now. And in light of the recent attempts to slander the good name of our Lord and Savior His Tastiness, the Almighty Bacon. I was determined to do what was necessary to make this masterpiece a reality. I just had to bide my time until the moment was right, more specifically a day when I wasn't busy. Today was that day.

When I woke up this morning my stomach was rumbling something fierce...and I knew it was time.

So after throwing down a pot of coffee, I got cooking.
I fired up the grill, we manned the frying pan and pre-heated the oven.
Go time.

It had to be perfect though, there would be no cutting of corners here, not on this day.
After 4 hours the Chilli had finally reached it's zenith.

It was time for the Steak!
The grill was ready, practically licking it's lips in anticipation of it's bloody task.
After a quick sear on each side we all knew what was to come next.

The sweet motherly embrace of the Holiest of Holies.
Oh the joy of those wonderfully smothering hot minutes.

Finally it had come to the moment of truth, The Coup de Grace.

And Yay they became as One!


I give you:

The Bacon Chilli Steakwich!!

edit on 10-3-2013 by watchitburn because: (no reason given)

posted on Mar, 10 2013 @ 02:53 PM
reply to post by watchitburn
Blessed are the keepers of the Holy Bacon, for they shall inherit the Grill of Destiny!

Your picture is making me hungry!

posted on Mar, 10 2013 @ 03:02 PM
reply to post by watchitburn

I brought desert for your tasty bacon-y dinner about some....

Chocolate Dipped Bacon.....


posted on Mar, 10 2013 @ 03:03 PM
reply to post by watchitburn

All hail The Bacon Chilli Steakwich!!

Heff where the hell are you ?

I'll just kick back with a beer while Mrs C knocks one up

Big respect watchit

and to help wash it down

edit on 10/3/13 by cody599 because: (no reason given)

posted on Mar, 10 2013 @ 03:23 PM
Lord that looks good!! Just finished my own baconesque dinner....chicken pieces dipped in breadcrumbs and grated cheese, then a big fat slice of bacon wrapped around, held by a toothpick, then wrapped again in oven-proof paper and into the oven.....bacon flavored chicken.

posted on Mar, 10 2013 @ 03:36 PM
reply to post by watchitburn

One swine, which art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name;
thy bacon hath come;
frying will be done,
in earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And prepare us our sandwich,
a BLT feeds those whose hunger concerns us.
And lead us not into vegetarianism;
but deliver us from this evil.
[For thine is the crackling,
the ham, or the belly,
for ever and ever.]

Indeed, a meal to pray for. May your time be long!

posted on Mar, 10 2013 @ 03:50 PM
If bacon ever became outlawed, perhaps then we would truly see the people rise and fight.

There are so many things that people will tolerate...Zero bacon in the fridge is not one of them.



posted on Mar, 10 2013 @ 04:02 PM
reply to post by watchitburn

Oh my god, that is a heart attack on a platter.

Bacon... How can something so good be potentially so bad for you? It's a classic Catch-22.

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