Alien Jesus and what I think had happened

Originally posted by Bacardi
reply to post by TheLieWeLive

 

Woah. He might be a vampire! They did try to stab him in the heart with a wooden stick!

Interesting theory. Do you think on the next Walking Dead Jesus will be a walker?

I don't think Jesus is allowed in the state of Georgia because of the many DUI's he got there. To much turning water into wine I guess. So I don't think he'll be allowed on the walking dead sets. Unless that was Jesus of Costa Rica and not Jesus of Nazereth. I often confuse the two.

I think you're on to something with the Spear of Destiny and Jesus being a vamp. I've already established he's a banker. There is a link. Bankers can also be blood suckers. Hmmm...this merits further study.

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Woah. So he not only turns water into whine but then whine back into water and then water back into whine?

Jesus Christ, I want Jesus Christ as my drinking buddy.

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Be careful because once water is started being made into wine people will start to gather. That's when almost always an orgy happens.
If you think getting stabbed with a wooden stake is bad then just wait.

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in an upcoming thread, could you explain this to us...

seems like its right up your alley.

Nuff said.

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Why do you even care? What "happened" when it happened? If you are afraid of something, just tell us please.

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