This trash-talking fat piece of lard better be careful what he says. The over-sized umpa lumpa will literally be sentencing his entire nation to
death.
Besides, would anyone even notice if they did launch some kind of pi** poor nuclear attack?

It'd probably end up somewhere in the middle of the
Atlantic Ocean anyway! In fact, he'd probably be doing archaeologists a huge favour in re-surfacing Atlantis or something.
They seem up for it nevertheless, a clip from the the state media's national newspaper claims:
"If the enemy comes at us with a dagger we’ll draw out a big sword to slice him in pieces, if he comes with a rifle we'll turn a big gun to blow him
off...."
Blow us off...what is this...Some kind of homophobic gay rant? "My dads bigger than your dad"?....more like, "My dad will bum your dad!"

edit on 8-3-2013 by Just Chris because: (no reason given)