Dinosaur Civillization?

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posted on Mar, 6 2013 @ 06:14 PM
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Ancient Astronaut theorists have established beyond any reasonable doubt that the human race was created by an alien civilisation of space men around 200,000 years ago. But even with that fact in the bank there are still some pressing questions. Such as, where did dinosaurs come from? Were they put here by aliens also? Did humans and dinosaurs cohabit the Earth at the same time and did they interbreed? Did the dinosaurs develop a language and culture, evidence of which has been suppressed by mainstream government palaeontologists?

Almost as soon as the first dinosaur fossil was dug up, they began burying the truth. Their discoverer, William Buckland, who coined the term from the Latin meaning “horrible lizard”, died in mysterious circumstances at the age of 72. Evidently, he stumbled across ancient knowledge the powers that be did not want widely known.

However, as more and more dino corpses were found, scientists were forced to create a cover story, initially claiming that dinosaurs roamed the Earth millions of years ago and were stupid, roaring idiot creatures. But some brave souls questioned this idea. Why for instance were nearly all dinosaur bones found buried underground in graves? The only other species to do this is Man. Does such a ritualistic action and respect for the dead suggest a bone-headed, “birdbrained” intelligence or does it in fact point to a deeper truth: that dinosaurs were smart, innovative beings, capable of culture and abstract thought.

Could ancient myths of fire-breathing dragons suggest that dinosaurs also utilised fire, employing it to forge alloy metals for the construction of dinosaur bridges, weapons and affordable dinosaur housing? The answer is yes.

Dinosaurs from this era had a thriving technological and democratic culture. There are examples of engravings by ancient Mayan and Egyptians which, if you squint, show dinosaurs driving cars, playing sports and looking through telescopes. Unfortunately there are no known surviving examples of sophisticated dinosaur technology, but we do have some items, such as clay pots for storing meat that appear to have been made by the dexterous hands of a cryolophosaurus.

The evidence seems to point to dinosaurs and humans both being put here by competing races of intergalactic aliens, each battling for the prize of controlling Earth by covering it with their seed. Humanity’s genesis is most likely to have come via the Greys, a bulb-skulled race of aliens popularised by science fiction and key-rings. Dinosaurs meanwhile, were placed on Earth by the Reptilians, a vicious yet ingenious race of aliens that still walk clandestinely among us to this day inside convincing human flesh suits.

Despite the overwhelming evidence, mainstream scientists are still skeptical about aliens intervening in life on Earth. But are we really supposed to believe that early dinosaur civilisation was capable of building snout-mounted assault cannons, utilising laser tech to cut crystal dino skulls and establish a primitive moon-base all without alien interference? That is what skeptics would have you believe.

The dinosaur and human civilisations probably developed independently for a few millennia until eventually friction over trade routes and access to arable farmland meant the two factions were destined for war. The humans sent an emissary to the dinosaur capital of Atlantis demanding subjugation. The proud dinosaurs rejected this offer, promptly eating the emissary. Thus the two sides engaged in a bitter and bloody conflict, costing billions of lives. It was only when Man used his most devastating weapon of all, the nuclear bomb, on the dinosaur capital of Atlantis.

It was then that the dinosaurs entered their darkest period of history. After their total surrender, mankind put dinosaurs to use as giant machines for the construction of works such as the pyramids and Stonehenge. Brontosauruses were used as great cranes carrying heavy loads on their necks and in their mouths, stegosauruses were loaded up like primitive Transit vans and many smaller dinosaurs were souped-up and used as meat motorbikes by early man. Ridden around at high speeds these prehistoric flesh machines were highly-prized among the men-folk, so much so that hordes of velociraptors often formed great traffic jams across the plains, the sky filled with a thick smog of methane pollution.

Crucially, Man also utilised the destructive potential of dinosaurs and started to use these creatures in inter-human warfare. Using laser technology gifted to Mankind by their alien creators, they often attached sophisticated weapons to the dinosaur bodies, turning them into deadly muscular tank beasts. It is thought that different dinosaurs were sometimes even combined into a larger creature. Such a barbaric apparatus might have consisted of two stegosauruses forming legs, a tyrannosaur for a torso and a couple of allosauruses as arms, with a control tower manned by whip-wielding human pilots in a sort of skull.

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Mainstream scientists expect you to believe that a big stone from space simply fell out of the sky and exterminated the dinosaurs 65 million years ago. This is despite the clear fact that no matter how big an asteroid is, the Earth is far bigger! Anyone who has dropped stuff off a motorway flyover knows the destructive power of rocks. But since there is no air in space rocks move incredibly slowly, reducing the damaging potential of any space rock to zero. The only way such an object could have wiped out the dinosaurs would be if it had been a giant asteroid filled with bombs.

So what really happened? What we know from this time is patchy, but collating ancient records found on the internet and channelling the ghosts of dinosaurs from the spirit realm, we now have a much clearer picture of the events from this turbulent time...

When the race of Reptilians returned to Earth and discovered how man had mistreated and enslaved their dinosaur spawn, such as tying them together and attaching tank-turret hats to their skulls, they decided to remove all dinosaurs and send them in a time machine 200 million years into the distant past. Once this was done the dinosaurs lived happily for millions of years. Although without the harassment of human beings they forfeited much of their knowledge, choosing instead to abandon technology to live in harmony with nature, worried as they were about the possibility of global warming.

The disappearance of the dinosaurs was a great shock to the humans. Some claimed the dinosaurs had been taken up into heaven in a sort of dino-rapture. Great masonry was left half-built, millions were late for work and mankind was left hanging and purposeless as a species. The shock of the sudden deficit in free labour was so severe it brought human civilisation dribbling to its knees like a fat child. So long had they relied on dinosaurs.

Upon discovering that their rival beasts had colonised the Earth’s past through time-travel, Man had to act quickly to ensure their own survival in the present. Calling upon their own alien “gods” the race of Grey Aliens granted them access to their time machine and human scientists sent a mosquito full of AIDS back 65 million years to wreak havoc and wipe out the dinosaurs once and for all.

The fact that you’re reading this today is thanks to the efforts and sacrifices of those brave human scientists.




posted on Mar, 6 2013 @ 06:17 PM
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This is the ATS version of a Poe, right?



posted on Mar, 6 2013 @ 06:20 PM
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i disagree with your first contention that ancient alien theory has proved anything beyond a reasonable doubt.

while i personally subscribe to that theory, i would never presume to make teh statement that it has been proven in any way shape or form...

it has been posited that intelligent dinosaur could have been in caves during the mass extinction event and continued an evolutionary path that way.

its not a new idea. and one thats interesting to consider.

there is no friction in space.. an object will begin to pick up momentum and with nothing to slow it, it can infinitely accelerate until reaching a point where even a small object like a nut or a bolt can have the penetrating power of a missile or bullet..

add that momentum to the mass of the object and a huge asteroid could easily be an end level event...

not to mention we haveseen these effects as they happened (shoemaker levy 9)

your post is in skunkworks rightly...
edit on 6-3-2013 by okamitengu because: (no reason given)


umm ok i think this post is actually a joke? is it in the wrong section? surely no one can actually believe this?
edit on 6-3-2013 by okamitengu because: wtf?



posted on Mar, 6 2013 @ 06:25 PM
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Dinosaurs from this era had a thriving technological and democratic culture. There are examples of engravings by ancient Mayan and Egyptians which, if you squint, show dinosaurs driving cars, playing sports and looking through telescopes



This is supposed to be a joke right?...................................right?



posted on Mar, 6 2013 @ 06:25 PM
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specifically the theory of bipedal dinosaur-people is actually not that far fetched to me. I think it's interesting, when you look at the evolution of mankind in such a small amount of time, then look at the millions of years dinosaurs existed on earth: they had a lot more time to evolve --- correct?

Also interesting is that almost every continent on Earth relates stories to "dragons". Mayan's feathered serpent Quezecotl whom they attribute as the teacher of their advanced calender.

Europe, asia? Filled with lore on these dragons.

Even in the bible, dragons are mentioned (Though I feel metaphorically) throughout that damn book.

The word dragon was not created until 1841; before they used many other words to describe these creatures.

There's a pretty decent documentary I found, called "Dinosaurs - The Secret History" ... You might be interested in checking it out; fun stuff.




edit on 6-3-2013 by ThinkingCap because: eye maed a typoe



posted on Mar, 6 2013 @ 06:26 PM
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Originally posted by Argyll
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This is supposed to be a joke right?...................................right?


Nope, this is Skunk Works.



posted on Mar, 6 2013 @ 06:29 PM
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Nope, this is Skunk Works.


I know.......... but come on!.......This is the maddest thread I've read here in a long time.....even skunk works threads should have a small degree of credibility



posted on Mar, 6 2013 @ 06:34 PM
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Ancient Astronaut theorists have established beyond any reasonable doubt that the human race was created by an alien civilisation of space men around 200,000 years ago. But even with that fact in the bank

Stopped reading there. Nice one. :/



posted on Mar, 6 2013 @ 06:39 PM
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Thank you for this post as I was having a very drab day, feeling slightly ho hum. I about spit out my energy drink as I read this. I am now all smiles and my tummy hurts slightly from giggling.



posted on Mar, 6 2013 @ 06:43 PM
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I think this thread is a work of art if a joke!




posted on Mar, 6 2013 @ 06:48 PM
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Come on people, cut the OP some slack.
It's no crazier than a lot of the stuff most of the people on this planet believe.

Yeah I think it's highly unlikely....Ok very extremely unlikely.

But the bottom line is, it was so long ago we can't be 100% sure it's not accurate.



posted on Mar, 6 2013 @ 06:56 PM
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Oh no! Not again! I thought. I've stumbled into one of those ATS threads that's mad as a box of bats! Or is is frogs. Bats I'm sure of it. Not Rats.
edit on 6-3-2013 by Tindalos2013 because: red queen's off with her head..



posted on Mar, 6 2013 @ 07:05 PM
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As interesting as his theory is, if you check his profile then look at his favorite website, then check his other posts you might determine the OP is quite the comedian. Just saying. Regardless anything is possible right? Even his theory?



posted on Mar, 6 2013 @ 09:02 PM
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funny, at times .... watchin 'nutters' ... uhm ... nut(?)

good luck with the 'dino civy-land 'park,' scenario.


lemme know when it all goes t's up on ya. - literally and otherwise, with emphasis on the otherwise. :headspin: :nuckinfutter:



posted on Mar, 6 2013 @ 09:30 PM
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Dinosaurs had a very primative brain structure, alot like a modern day crocodile brain.
It was not designed for great things such as civilization.
lol



posted on Mar, 6 2013 @ 10:22 PM
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Originally posted by LeLeu
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Dinosaurs had a very primative brain structure, alot like a modern day crocodile brain.
It was not designed for great things such as civilization.
lol


That's just what the illimuminati and jay-z WANT you to believe.



posted on Mar, 6 2013 @ 10:40 PM
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Ancient Astronaut theorists have established beyond any reasonable doubt that the human race was created by an alien civilisation of space men around 200,000 years ago. But even with that fact in the bank there are still some pressing questions.


In case you wanted to know how far I got with your OP.
Second line would not differ from the first.



posted on Mar, 7 2013 @ 02:35 AM
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Got any sources or links for where you got some of your stuff from? Or are you the next Edgar Cayce?


I do agree with you in that a lot of historical items have been dismissed because they go against the grain of what "experts" want to believe but I would like to see some of your sources so I can read up more on it.



posted on Mar, 7 2013 @ 04:52 AM
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The reptilians David Icke speaks about are the dinosaur civilization that went underground after the comet strike and evolved into the blood sucking inbred scum they are today.

...not really, I kinda just made that up.



posted on Mar, 7 2013 @ 06:41 AM
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found in graves?


years and years of earthquakes, plates shifting, continental shifts. mounting ranges appearing. volcanoes. wet lands becoming deserts..





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