Me "Well, I don't see any bats, Mr Crowe..."
RC "Yes, well, what do you think of the UFO?"
Me "Where are the bats?"
RC "We didn't get the bats, we got the UFO!"
Me "Were you pointing a TV remote at the window?"
Me "Because all I see is an infrared beam of some sort."
RC *picks up phone*
Me "Oh... don't hit me... yeah, I see the UFO!"
edit on 11-3-2013 by Praxilla because: (no reason given)