Hello, I'm not really from Mars but don't tell my wife

Greetings!ATS has been my favorite site for quite some time time now, and I
finally decided I'd like to be a part of it.I have a wide range of interests, and
ATS certainly has a wide range of topics.I've witnessed some strange things
in my lifetime, believe you me, so I do my best to keep an open mind.My
father used to tell me, "Don't practice condemnation prior to investigation",
and I try to adhere to that.Well, now that I've taken the plunge, I guess I'll
swim around awhile.Peace!

Come on in, the water's fine Welcome to the family.

Welcome to ATS!
Beware of the blue spots of water,sometimes members ,especially the older ones,pee in the pool.
And if you see what looks like a floating candy bar,swim swiftly the other way.

Welcome to ATS
Just make sure you do not go too far down the rabbit hole

reply to post by dontaskmeimfrommars


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reply to post by dontaskmeimfrommars

Welcome to your new addiction. Say bu-bye to sleeping....

In the event it turns our you are from Mars...here's your Welcome to ATS Cake....enjoy...



Des

Nice to meet you! Welcome!

reply to post by dontaskmeimfrommars

Welcome to the jungle. We've got fun and games...

"Don't practice condemnation prior to investigation"

You may want to put that in your signature in large, bold, print, because that's a common practice here.

reply to post by dontaskmeimfrommars


Welcome!!! I am a new member as well.

You will get used to it quick. Great people, Great threads.

Enjoy

reply to post by dontaskmeimfrommars

Beware of the blue spots of water,sometimes members ,especially the older ones,pee in the pool.

I swear that wasn't me...


Welcome to ATS, Dontaskmeimfrommars !!!

I also think your father's motto would make a nice ATS signature !

Have fun & enjoy !!!

Thank you, I may do just that, when i can figure out how to do that.Actually, this in itself
is an attempt to see whether I can reply correctly.

reply to post by Klassified

Um, here's another attempt to reply to another member, if this one goes awry I'll
lay off and hit the FAQs again.Here goes!

reply to post by dontaskmeimfrommars

Well done. You'll get the hang of it.