Actually...we Kiwis got so sick of our close proximity to those whiney smelly neighbours in Horse-trailia that we all gathered on the western coast of
our islands, leapt in the water, braced against the nearest rock formation and swam/pushed our beautiful country further away from them.
Currently we're passing by Rarotonga...now excuse me, its my turn up to paddle...
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