Road signs for ATS

Thought these might be useful for the road that we travel ATS

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Cody

The slow minefield one wouldent fill you with confidence to continue would it

Originally posted by TheDoctor46
The slow minefield one wouldent fill you with confidence to continue would it

You're driving Doc
I'm looking after the beer in the back I trust you




It has it's advantages

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yaayyyyyyyyyyyy i knew my luck would change one day
Don't think she would be happy though ..........What 403 forbidden.....Told you im cursed:

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There you go Doc

Ha ha ha noooooooooooooo. Well if i cant have those ladies or kate winslet. Then i suppose that will have to do!

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You've always got your unicorn





There you go my friend, a special moment that didn't make the film

You Mean This?

I believe this is where life simply ends and you have to give up entirely.



No choice. Just nothing else to do. Hmpf.

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I think we have gone a tad off topic

ATS road signs please feel free to add people

Doc you're a scream

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Yes that looks a bit like my satnav screen!.

Originally posted by Wrabbit2000
I believe this is where life simply ends and you have to give up entirely.

No choice. Just nothing else to do. Hmpf.

Wrabbit2000
Thanks for getting this back on track, it was getting out of hand

I see this person took notice of the sign!

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Thought this thread was going in a different direction. Road signs FOR ATS.

creakuer will like this one ...

I found a few more...



^^ I think this clown is one of the people hired to do some of my town's intersections recently. Gotta love those rounda bouts. (grumbles about spinning traffic engineers around at high speed for awhile.. )


Someone sure found a solution for that pick pocket problem, eh?


Ummm... Yeah.... Someone actually added the last sign, whichever one it was, seeing the other two. They were paid to do this, too. Think about that!


I can think of other things not to do after drinking. Sign making might suddenly make the list, for example.


Must be from somewhere in Nevada... Shhh... Ya never see 'em coming!


......and sometimes the funniest signs are the ones people don't even bother to read. As if.....



(POW!) Bridge Delivered. As ordered? Well, I'll bet, not so much..... lol.... By the way, the first thing almost beat into a trucker trainee is the height of one's vehicle. 13 foot, 6 inches. 2 feet is quite a show, isn't it?

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I know of a couple Semi-Trucks that lost the battle to Moose up in Maine. lol.... When they say don't honk at them ..well, they ESPECIALLY mean Air Horns, as I came to learn by other's experiences. Who'd think a critter could total the Cab of an 18 wheeler? That one can tho. Invincible isn't far from it, under the wrong circumstances. (hides in hole)

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I heard a few of those horror stories myself when I was a driver many years ago. Fortunately, I never had to find out first hand if the stories were true.

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I'd love to see what some people would do with these signs:

1. WARNING: EVAPORATED WATER ON ROADWAY UP AHEAD

2. TRICKY ROADWAY AHEAD, WIVES MUST PULL OVER TO LET HUSBANDS DRIVE

3. THERE WERE CAMERAS ON YOU FOR THE LAST FIVE MILES, PLEASE GO TO NEAREST POLICE STATION AND TURN YOURSELF IN FOR MASTURBATING IN PUBLIC.

4. THERE WERE CAMERAS ON YOU FOR THE LAST FIVE MILES, PLEASE STOP PICKING YOUR NOSE

5. IF YOU SEE A UFO, PLEASE REPORT IT AT ABOVETOPSECRET.COM